Pearls of Wisdom

[scheherazade_79]

I've always been told that it when it comes to common sense, very intelligent people can be the stupidest of all.

This came true when I went to a lecture by quite a well-known professor, who went into a ten-minute digression on why we call a table a table.

After invoking the works of philosophers, linguists, critics, sociologists, psychologists and linguists, he eventually came up with his own explanation:

We call a table a table, because it exhibits qualities of tableness.

His words will stay with me til the day I die.

Has anyone else ever heard someone really intelligent coming out with something like that?

 

[Edward Teach]

I've always been told that it when it comes to common sense, very intelligent people can be the stupidest of all.

This came true when I went to a lecture by quite a well-known professor, who went into a ten-minute digression on why we call a table a table.

After invoking the works of philosophers, linguists, critics, sociologists, psychologists and linguists, he eventually came up with his own explanation:

We call a table a table, because it exhibits qualities of tableness.

His words will stay with me til the day I die.

Has anyone else ever heard someone really intelligent coming out with something like that?

Honey, just read the posts in this forum.

Ed

 

[scheherazade_79]

Re: Re: Pearls of Wisdom

Honey, just read the posts in this forum.

Ed

LMAO!

 

[CharleyH]

Strangely enough I thought this thread was going to be about balls.

How stupid to think of male genitals and wisdom in one thought

 

[Edward Teach]

Re: Re: Pearls of Wisdom

Strangely enough I thought this thread was going to be about balls.

How stupid to think of male genitals and wisdom in one thought

How refreshing to hear someone without balls admit to stupdity.

I kinda like you.


Edward The Brave

 

[CharleyH]

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stupdity.

I kinda like you too Edward. Hey! Is this your new rap name, or merely a typo?

 

[minsue]

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I kinda like you too Edward. Hey! Is this your new rap name, or merely a typo?

 

[fifty5]

Re: Re: Pearls of Wisdom

Honey, just read the posts in this forum.

Ed

Especially mine!

Right from primary school they said I had a high IQ, but I bet I can out-stupid anyone you know!

Eff   "Doh!"

 

[Edward Teach]

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I kinda like you too Edward. Hey! Is this your new rap name, or merely a typo?

ROFLMAO

I didn't notice that!!!



Stup Dity

 

[Edward Teach]

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I kinda like you too Edward. Hey! Is this your new rap name, or merely a typo?

Damn, I love it Charley.

I'm stealing it whether you like it or not. Well, I did write it so I guess i can claim some credit.

infinite monkeys typing....

Really, do you mind?


Stup Dity

 

[Lisa Denton]

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Damn, I love it Charley.

I'm stealing it whether you like it or not. Well, I did write it so I guess i can claim some credit.

infinite monkeys typing....

Really, do you mind?


Stup Dity

Now performing his latest gangsta rap tune its Stup Dity ET and the Stup Dityettes. (Lisa, Charley H, scheherazade and mins start shakin their booties to the funky beat)


Edited to add "Its my 3000th birthday, YIPPEE"

 

[Edward Teach]

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Now performing his latest gangsta rap tune its Stup Dity ET and the Stup Dityettes. (Lisa, Charley H, scheherazade and mins start shakin their booties to the funky beat)


Edited to add "Its my 3000th birthday, YIPPEE"

Lit It Up
by
Stup Dity and the Dityettes
Words and music by
Stup Dity

Shake that booty
Move that ass
Spank it, hump it (Chick, chuck, chicka chicka)
Cm'ere girl, jump it (Chick, chuck, chicka chicka)

Show 'em whatcha got
Make 'em all cum
MY bitches
MY bitches
My bitches

Shake that booty
Move that ass
Spank it, hump it (Chick, chuck, chicka chicka)
Cm'ere girl, jump it (Chick, chuck, chicka chicka)

Stup Dity
Original idea by Lisa Denton

 

[rgraham666]

This thread causes the following question to pop to mind.

How would I know how we got here? You're driving.