CrowSingsOver
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- Apr 2, 2003
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Rybka gave me an idea for a thread, just for fun. 
Advice for anyone:
Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't drink the water.
Ice is still considered water.
Don't piss outside with the wind against you.
When in quicksand, as sometimes in life, it's really best to just stay still and don't struggle.
The bigger the mouth, the less someone actually knows.
If you spit straight up, don't forget to move out of the way.
Sometimes you have to step on a few toes to get anywhere.
It takes more muscles to frown than to flick someone off.
When all else fails, shut up and hang on.
Gravity is the scientific finding that life sucks, hence why we don't go flying off the world.
Some emotional baggage is best lost at the airport.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eye of someone you don't like.
Life and energy: don't waste them on stupid things or people.
Advice for anyone:
Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't drink the water.
Ice is still considered water.
Don't piss outside with the wind against you.
When in quicksand, as sometimes in life, it's really best to just stay still and don't struggle.
The bigger the mouth, the less someone actually knows.
If you spit straight up, don't forget to move out of the way.
Sometimes you have to step on a few toes to get anywhere.
It takes more muscles to frown than to flick someone off.
When all else fails, shut up and hang on.
Gravity is the scientific finding that life sucks, hence why we don't go flying off the world.
Some emotional baggage is best lost at the airport.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eye of someone you don't like.
Life and energy: don't waste them on stupid things or people.
