PC, Ollie, I can't believe you did that!

[KillerMuffin]

It's my story gawddammit! No one said you could stop in the middle of a good fucking and plot strategy dammit! There I am, laying in the bed and leaking all over the place and getting a little pissed off because you two are standing on opposite sides of the bed.

"You got the ass last time, it's my turn."

"No, you had it last time. It's Tuesday."

"It's Tuesday? Already? I think I missed a haircut appointment."

"Guys! Remember me! Wet pussy? Big boobs? Helllooooo!"

"Did you? Whatever. So it's my ass tonight."

"We could do a switch kind of thing."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, we can start in the mouth and pussy, swap places, and then we can each have a stab at the ass."

"I can't believe this. You two are nuts, you know that?"

"Shut up, Muff, can't you see we're busy?"

"Oh good gawd."

"That could work. All right, your idea, you get the ass first."

"Works for me. Let's get started."

"Wait! Where do we cum?"

"Face?"

"No, she looks pissed already. Let's do the tits."

"Sounds good."

"3 foot no cock zone?"

"3 foot no cock zone."

"All right, let's shake on it, then no more personal contact, that's disgusting."

"No, we're naked, so let's thumbs up."

"Okay, thumbs up!"

"Ride the wild muffin!"

"Where'd she go?"

My story is fucked up! WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm going to finish it tonight if I have to beat the two of you with a double dong dildo!

 

[Problem Child]

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off...

And that doesn't happen often.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

See Muff at least I would have been a little more agreeable.

Its ok... one day you will get it the right way!

 

[Purple Haze]

So this is what it's like when Republicans have sex?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*smiles sweetly at Purp*

Hey sweetness, what do ya'll think of suckin' another man's cock?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

*smiles sweetly at Purp*

Hey sweetness, what do ya'll think of suckin' another man's cock?

I can answer that.

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Isn't one Purple head enough for you?

 

[Purple Haze]

I think you should.

 

[KillerMuffin]

My utter delight in sexual contact with naked male flesh is not the problem I'm having here.

 

[Purple Haze]

It doesn't sound like you're having a problem at all,

Wanna play Battleship? I always win.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

LOL! I knew the second installment would be as good as the first!

I think in the next installment PC and I should don blindfolds so we don't have to gaze upon each other's nekkid male flesh. Or maybe there could be some kind of partition laying across your stomach so we can each see you, but not each other.

 

[Purple Haze]

Sounds like Battleship to me,

G-4.

Hit!

 

[Problem Child]

Ollie...I've got it...we could wear giant magnet belts that repel each other. They would be calibrated to keep us just far apart so we can't accidentally weird each other out, but we can still pull a train on muff-pie.

I can see Dixon writing this all down for his production of SexTrek. It'll all be very Vulcan-mating-ritual-like, where Spock went crazy and had to battle Kirk. Muffie will play the hot Vulcan babe. Pointy ears make me hard.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

You got it, Peecee!

Magnetic repulsion belts activate! I don't know How well KM will be able to pull off portraying a vulcan, though. I think she might be the farthest thing from emotion-free rationality. As I see it, she's more of a "Bones". So how 'bout this title for the movie:

SexTrek: Bones for Bones

 

[Purple Haze]

You know Muff won't be satisfied until you guys are touching weinies, and discussing transmission coolers.

J-2.

Miss.

 

[Problem Child]

Dude..I was just getting excited about this three-way, then you have to put this image in my mind. Fuck.

 

[Mensa]

Ollie...I've got it...we could wear giant magnet belts that repel each other. They would be calibrated to keep us just far apart so we can't accidentally weird each other out, but we can still pull a train on muff-pie.

Those things have been known to change polarity.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Ouch

you're right. That smarts. I was obviously invoking a much more metaphorical Bones. Don't worry, I'm asking Dixon to write in Deanna Troi and Seven of Nine in a hot lesbo scene. You'll forget all about DeForest Kelly.

 

[Problem Child]

Mensa

lol! thats too fucking scary too think about....

"ACK! Muffie, turn these fuckers off! Muffie!...Muffie, stop fucking smiling and turn these goddamn belts off!"

 

[Problem Child]

Let's just stick with the barrier. 3/8" plexiglass.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Deal

*shakes*

Now where's that Muff?!

 

[Mensa]

Re: Mensa

lol! thats too fucking scary too think about....

"ACK! Muffie, turn these fuckers off! Muffie!...Muffie, stop fucking smiling and turn these goddamn belts off!"

Ollie just gave you a mental pic of "Bones" to deal with! You should see the horror I'm grappling with!!

 

[Problem Child]

This thread is going to keep me awake tonight, and I don't mean that in the good way.

 

[JohhyReb]