PC is out getting some pussy, and I am wondering if you guys have ever tasted your...

Starfish

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own ear wax?


What is it like? I am scared to try it...


What about your armpit sweat?

Bitter? Sweet? Salty?

Tell me.....


*sighs* Wish it was my pussy. :(
 
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"ughh," I said as I lifted my head from her cunt that was set before me like a pile of roasted beef, "I tasted something really strange- is that me or is that you?"

"It's you," she said.

I looked at that beautiful pussy poised before my face. "You make me quiver," I said.

And then I french-kissed her snatch like a man with little time left.

(pant)
 
???


I just saw PC here, and now he's gone.

Fucker!




I wished that it was my pussy he was getting. That is what I meant.




Is noone gonna answer my question?
 
I would love to lick your pussy, but she is in O-hi-O.

What's a west coast boy to do?

Oh, BTW, I am not bringing my dogs to Vegas sweetie.

Vegas is drinking and whoring and gambling and El-vi...

...not for babysitting doggies who would be happier in my backyard under the shade tree anyway.
 
Yeah, but who is going to babysit them??? huh???


I understand.... Hell, I am not bring Boz unless I have NO choice... but I will whore myself if I have to find a sitter.
 
No one cares to enlighten me.. I must be a fucking cootie ball.
 
Cootie ball. Sheesh.

No cooter for me tonight. I didn't sleep last night and so needed a nap bad after work and will be up all night now.

Tomorrow I assasinate my answering machine.
 
Why were you up all night? I must know! Are you sick? Playing naked twister by yourself? Is one of the dogs sick? What's up?


Lavender, I don't even think he feeds them! ;)
 
You're abrading my last nerve with a flat bastard file.

I love my dogs.

If I owned both my dogs and Tuirin, my dogs would eat steak and homefries and Tuirin would get spelling lessons and Top Ramen.
 
Re: PC is out getting some pussy, and I am wondering if you guys have ever tasted your...

Starfish said:
own ear wax?


What is it like? I am scared to try it...


What about your armpit sweat?

Bitter? Sweet? Salty?

Tell me.....

There are some things in life I'm not the least bit curious about. Like the taste of ear wax and armpit sweat. EWWWWW.
 
Oh, Cheyenne, that was a distraction for me to think about, while the looming idea of PC's hot, naked, Sweaty...... hard... uh..


Earwax is yellow...... I avoid yellow at all costs.


PC, I was joking.... You are probably just like me with your pets, and that is cool to feed them steak and homefries...

Man I am hungry.


(my one 'catch up' post for the day.)
 
Aiko gets boarded at
http://holidaypethotel.com/

She stays in either the Mexico suite or the Fun Ship.

She hates it, though. She's such a whiny spoiled brat. When we pick her up after trips, she's super cuddly for a week - like she was kept in a box for two weeks and is sooo happy to be out. Like the Holiday Pet Hotel is a damn Turkish Prison.

Damn cats. If she wasn't so gorgeous and fun to snuggle, she'd be out with the strays.
 
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