PC!! Come be mean to me!!
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Nora said:I need practice at it and I believe in learning from the best.
First, answer this short questionaire. The people I'm "mean" to have to meet certain criteria:
1) Are you a drama queen? Do you regularly make threads strictly to draw attention to problems in your life, things that could be handled much more efficiently by e-mail or pm's?
2) Are you extremely stupid? By stupid, I mean things like: Do you know where your clitoris is? Can you manage to spell at least 70% of the words in a post correctly? Can you locate Canada on a map, etc.
3) Are you a political extremist? Do you think that communism is a viable alternative to Capitalism? Is Leon Trotsky a personal hero of yours? Do you make every post about how George bush is actually a clone from the mixed DNA of Adolph Hitler and space aliens? Do you regularly use the terms CIA, U$, AmeriKKKA in your posts?
4) Are you a misogynist? Do you think all the chicks that you work with are fat gold-digging whores?
5) Are you racist? Do you hate Muslims or any other racial group? Is genocide something lay awake at night thinking about with a faint smile on your face?
6) Do you just post way too fucking much, like over 50 times a day? Do you have a pile of burned out computer fans and keyboards next to the crusty cereal bowls on your computer desk?
By answering yes to only one of these questions, you too can be a target of my hateful attacks.
Good Luck!
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Re: Re: PC!! Come be mean to me!!
1) Are you a drama queen? Do you regularly make threads strictly to draw attention to problems in your life, things that could be handled much more efficiently by e-mail or pm's?
no, but I was thinking of starting!
2) Are you extremely stupid? By stupid, I mean things like: Do you know where your clitoris is? Can you manage to spell at least 70% of the words in a post correctly? Can you locate Canada on a map, etc.
no =(
3) Are you a political extremist? Do you think that communism is a viable alternative to Capitalism? Is Leon Trotsky a personal hero of yours? Do you make every post about how George bush is actually a clone from the mixed DNA of Adolph Hitler and space aliens? Do you regularly use the terms CIA, U$, AmeriKKKA in your posts?
no, but I'm still a little iffy on the cloning one.
4) Are you a misogynist? Do you think all the chicks that you work with are fat gold-digging whores?
no.
5) Are you racist? Do you hate Muslims or any other racial group? Is genocide something lay awake at night thinking about with a faint smile on your face?
no *sigh*
6) Do you just post way too fucking much, like over 50 times a day? Do you have a pile of burned out computer fans and keyboards next to the crusty cereal bowls on your computer desk?
no, but I'll strive to do better. Except the cereal bowls. ICK!
So this means I'm shit outta luck, eh?
1) Are you a drama queen? Do you regularly make threads strictly to draw attention to problems in your life, things that could be handled much more efficiently by e-mail or pm's?
no, but I was thinking of starting!
2) Are you extremely stupid? By stupid, I mean things like: Do you know where your clitoris is? Can you manage to spell at least 70% of the words in a post correctly? Can you locate Canada on a map, etc.
no =(
3) Are you a political extremist? Do you think that communism is a viable alternative to Capitalism? Is Leon Trotsky a personal hero of yours? Do you make every post about how George bush is actually a clone from the mixed DNA of Adolph Hitler and space aliens? Do you regularly use the terms CIA, U$, AmeriKKKA in your posts?
no, but I'm still a little iffy on the cloning one.
4) Are you a misogynist? Do you think all the chicks that you work with are fat gold-digging whores?
no.
5) Are you racist? Do you hate Muslims or any other racial group? Is genocide something lay awake at night thinking about with a faint smile on your face?
no *sigh*
6) Do you just post way too fucking much, like over 50 times a day? Do you have a pile of burned out computer fans and keyboards next to the crusty cereal bowls on your computer desk?
no, but I'll strive to do better. Except the cereal bowls. ICK!
So this means I'm shit outta luck, eh?
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shit
PC, Your standards are way to high. I'm don't even qualify to be the target of your meanness.
PC, Your standards are way to high. I'm don't even qualify to be the target of your meanness.
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This thead is soooo fucking lame...
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sunstruck said:
I came close on a couple, dammit. *grumbles* And I don't wanna speak my mind. I wanna be MEAN and NASTY and VICIOUS!
Ok, back to my second choice which was becoming a rabid slut-poster. So SunStruck, baby...wanna go off behind the bleachers and play backgammon? *leers*
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Bite a fart, bitch.
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Nora, #1 seems to be your only hope.
My suggestion? Cheat on your husband (if you're married), if not then just flirt endlessly and try to set up lots of nasty love triangles. If you are overweight or depressed make at least one enabler-friendly post a day about it.
If all that fails, develop a relationship with someone (two or three guys would be even better- the more the merrier!) and then fake your death. That's sure-fire.
My suggestion? Cheat on your husband (if you're married), if not then just flirt endlessly and try to set up lots of nasty love triangles. If you are overweight or depressed make at least one enabler-friendly post a day about it.
If all that fails, develop a relationship with someone (two or three guys would be even better- the more the merrier!) and then fake your death. That's sure-fire.
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Purple Haze said:
I think you've found a mentor, Nora!
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*sidles in for a bit of gratuitous humiliation*
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Purple Haze said:
Well gee, Haze, I'd bite you as you're asking, but I've hit my quota for the month...
I'll work on it, PC. I think the faking my death thing sounds like fun. I'll come back as "Adora" or something and play dumb when everyone knows it's me.
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Nora said:
Lol...sounds like a plan!
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You think you've got the stuff to be mean,
like someone on the bulletin board can train you,
like you have a chance?
Here, smell my fingers!
ROTFLMAO!
like someone on the bulletin board can train you,
like you have a chance?
Here, smell my fingers!
ROTFLMAO!
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Purple Haze reprimanding a recruit in his last "A Few Good Meanies" boot camp course...
Purple Haze
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If Nora was that good-looking...
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I heard she can make a train take a dirt road...
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sunstruck said:
Hold on! Let me run this through my Bat Retard Translation Machine, Robin!
