PC??? C'mere, my lil munchkin, and see what the kitty has for you!

[*bratcat*]

 

[Problem Child]

You're doing it wrong.

You're supposed to whine about how everyone hates you, not me. You get 80%.

Geez, do I need to write a tech manual about this?

 

[*bratcat*]

well..with a smartass answer like that!

 

[Problem Child]

BC

You don't hate me.

You are deeply attracted to my brutal honesty and intelligence, as well as my gracious modesty.

Stop living in denial, BC. You want some PC. You want to send me to my room with no supper and come in later and spank me for being such a problem child.

We can get a bottle of Chardonnay, and roast marshmallows over a nice hot fire of burning dollies. We can suck the creme out of Twinkies.

See...BC- PC...our stupid little Lit acronyms even rhyme....

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: BC

 

[Problem Child]

Don't fight the feeling babe.

It's a Calgon moment...let yourself go...

 

[Laurel]

How's this P.C.:

Everybody hates me! No one responds to my posts! You're all just one big snobby clique! I'm ugly and hated! Someone tell me how beautiful & loved I am or I'll jump in front of a train!

 

[Guest]

And I thought my life was shitty.

Don't do it! Who'll feed me?!

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Please whine, lavy. They can intimidate me all they want, but when I want to whine, damnit, I'll do it.

My above whine was just in fun. I'm actually in a durn good mood. Watched the red tide tonight. The waves turn phosphorescent blue. It's beautiful.

 

[Guest]

Thank Jeebus for that Lav.

Nice to know I wasn't the only one fed up with:

"Woe is me, Nobody loves me. Why can't I get a girl/guy/horse. "

 

[Weevil]

Hot figgity Damn. That was me.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah? Prove it!

 

[Weevil]

Anyone else have such poor grammar?

 

[Problem Child]

How's this P.C.:

Everybody hates me! No one responds to my posts! You're all just one big snobby clique! I'm ugly and hated! Someone tell me how beautiful & loved I am or I'll jump in front of a train!

That was just about as good as it gets Big L.

Hey, what about AJ getting busted? Tony's gonna kick his ass, eh?

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, lots of people do, myself included.

However, you're probably the only one who'd say something like "Thank Jeebus". So I'll let you off the hook...this time...

 

[Laurel]

That was just about as good as it gets Big L.

Hey, what about AJ getting busted? Tony's gonna kick his ass, eh?

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna be in AJ's shoes right now, that's for sure. That's all Tony needs - the cops getting their hooks into his son...

 

[Weevil]

Yeah, lots of people do, myself included.

However, you're probably the only one who'd say something like "Thank Jeebus". So I'll let you off the hook...this time...

Hot Wiggity Damn! I am distinctive.

 

[*bratcat*]

Hot damn!!

 

[Problem Child]

I'm waiting.

 

[*bratcat*]

hmm...

 

[Guest]

OMFG DID PC GET ACTION!?@@#!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]

From me? In a word....NO.

but hes so hot! gawd you were really getting into it too.....whyd you stop?

 

[Problem Child]

From me? In a word....NO.

Hahaha...and how many times did you call me trying to get some phonesex?

lol...as I look back on it now I'm so fucking relieved I have standards. Good thing for you not every dude on this board does...I suppose.

Stop trying to make it look like you were pursued, you whiny attention whore. You weren't.

Don't try and slam me like that again, bitch. Let it lie and everything will be fine.