Paying for the wedding

[hctb99]

We all know a dream wedding is becoming impossibly expensive, so...
A guy is marrying the girl of his dreams and what she dreams of is a big, fancy, traditional wedding. But they're broke. He figures they can pay for it by offering out his fiancee's hot body. Photographer costing $3000? Not when she does a nude photoshoot for his other website. Cake costing $800? Not if she swallows a little more than creamy frosting. And you'd better believe he's getting fiancee to take it in every hole to pay for the venue and catering. He watches her do all this and finally on the big day feels its worth it seeing her in her stunning white dress and taking her up for the wedding night...
...Then the blushing bride says "I can't believe you thought I got this dress from good will. It's a $50,000 designer bridal gown from a very demanding designer. He's also very gay. And coming to collect on his payment right now!"

 

[LoneMilf]

Or if you're feeling cynical, you could let the guy do an "I don't" at the altar after seeing her enjoy the payment activities a little too much. Not a happy ending, but could be an interesting twist.
Could also just be used to create a bit of tension before the expected "I do"

 

[Husky_Embrace]

Weddings are expensive everywhere, but in America it seems to be another form of extreme. Just slap "wedding" in front of it and the price is at least 3× as much.

Just in that friends episode. Chandler says he doesn't want to give Monica her dream wedding. He wants to use it to buy a big, good house, maintain children and be money for when they're old. That is an insane amount of money. If you give a fraction of that, you should be able to have a great party regardless. How insane is it to give that much!?

If I would arrange a wedding in America, I would just ask for everything as if it's a normal party and go from there.

Giving head, or offering pussy/dick seems much more reasonable. Route your bachelor/bachelorette parties along certain venues. We're making the best party with the pre-party!

 

[dirk2024]

We all know a dream wedding is becoming impossibly expensive, so...
A guy is marrying the girl of his dreams and what she dreams of is a big, fancy, traditional wedding. But they're broke. He figures they can pay for it by offering out his fiancee's hot body. Photographer costing $3000? Not when she does a nude photoshoot for his other website. Cake costing $800? Not if she swallows a little more than creamy frosting. And you'd better believe he's getting fiancee to take it in every hole to pay for the venue and catering. He watches her do all this and finally on the big day feels its worth it seeing her in her stunning white dress and taking her up for the wedding night...
...Then the blushing bride says "I can't believe you thought I got this dress from good will. It's a $50,000 designer bridal gown from a very demanding designer. He's also very gay. And coming to collect on his payment right now!"

He might also organize a post ceremony orgy with all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen, filming it live for pay per view.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Remember that woman who offered to auction off her virginity in order to pay for college? Probably like ten years ago now, but I'd think that rather than just whoring his fiancé out completely, nickel and diming their way through the bills. they would make some sort of auction and go for the whole enchilada.
She sets up a Go-Fund-Me and then starts advertising on some of the less conservative social media sites, that the highest donation gets her on the night before her wedding. One night only, anything goes.
Now it's who wins that makes the story. Who wins?
Maybe it's the high school nerd who had a crush on her, but now he's in shape and made a mint selling his start-up.
Maybe it's the groom's father and uncle who bid anonymously and wear masks during their night. But she knows.
Maybe it's the defensive line of the Miami Dolphins.
One thing is for sure, the night before will overshadow the night of, by a wide margin.

 

[dirk2024]

Now it's who wins that makes the story. Who wins?
Maybe it's the high school nerd who had a crush on her, but now he's in shape and made a mint selling his start-up.
Maybe it's the groom's father and uncle who bid anonymously and wear masks during their night. But she knows.
Maybe it's the defensive line of the Miami Dolphins.
One thing is for sure, the night before will overshadow the night of, by a wide margin.

Maybe its a tie and they all win.

 

[Britva415]

He might also organize a post ceremony orgy with all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen, filming it live for pay per view.

This wedding could pay for itself and then some!