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Lovepotion69

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Michael the Dragon Slayer was an official in
King Arthur'scourt.
He had a long-standing obsession to suckle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous
breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would
be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Haratio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Haratio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Michael the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000
gold coins to arrange it..
Without pause, Michael the Dragon Slayer readily
agreed to have Haratio the Physician arrange it and that he
would gladly pay the
1,000 gold coins for the chance to satisfy his
desires for the Queen.

The next day, Haratio the Physician made a batch
of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's massive
brassiere while she was
taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to
address this incident,
Haratio the Physician informed the King and
Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure
the Queen's itch, and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of
Michael the Dragon Slayer had present the antidote to cure the itch.

King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the Dragon
Slayer. Haratio the
Physician then slipped Michael the Dragon Slayer
the antidote for the
itching powder, which he quickly put it into his
mouth, and for the next
four hours, worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was
eventually relieved, and Michael the Dragon Slayer left not only
satisfied, but as a hero.

Upon returning to his chambers, Michael the Dragon
Slayer found Haratio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000
gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Michael the Dragon
Slayer could have cared less, and -- knowing that Haratio the Physician
could never report the matter to the King -- shooed him away with no
payment made.

The next day, Haratio the Physician slipped a massive
dose of the same itching powder into King Arthur's loincloth.
King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the Dragon Slayer...

MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills
 
Heehee- very cute. :)


But you never know, Michael the Dragonslayer could have played for both teams....
 
lilminx said:
Heehee- very cute. :)


But you never know, Michael the Dragonslayer could have played for both teams....

Yeah, perhaps he licked both sides of the stamp.... ;)
 
I will never think of me paying the water bill a few days late again...
 
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