Pawltry Humans.

[God_Above]

You are failing my test of endurance. I expected you to act with dignity and strength. Instead you chose the role of fools. You have displeased me greatly.

 

[adrina]

God, does your omniscience not extend to spelling?

 

[God_Above]

I am gravely disappointed with Humans. I created you to be strong, not to hide behind scraps of paper.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Why did you add a 'w?'


Is paw some sort of evolutionary joke?

 

[Conager]

I assumed an iCat reference. The interwebs are lousy with cats.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I blame Wat and Belli...

 

[Conager]

I'm invested in a catshare myself. I'm not sure if I'm responsible for maintenance fees or not and I don't know particularly how often I have the cat since he just shows up when I do. I still think he probably has several "owners."

The dollar store didn't have any more Iams and he turned up his nose at what they did have, so I tossed a mediam size bag of Iams in my cart when I was at the grocery store week or so ago I happen to glance at that receipt today and was shocked to find that I've "invested*"another $13 in this cat.

*I'm using the term progressively.

 

[SpeareChucker]

When we lived on the lake, we had a big ol' Tom who adopted us
but we never really fed him or encouraged him;
that didn't stop his search for attention.

 

[Jehovah]

Do not follow false gods. I mean, look at our join date. Which of us is the older god?

BTW, does anyone know where I left my wallet?

 

[Pookie]

Do not follow false gods. I mean, look at our join date. Which of us is the older god?

BTW, does anyone know where I left my wallet?

Is this it?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/ec/cc/d8ecccf9e2714cfa39c49ac0de725295.jpg

 

[Jehovah]

Is this it?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/ec/cc/d8ecccf9e2714cfa39c49ac0de725295.jpg

Yes it is. It was a gift from Samuel L Jackson.

She can return it for a lord's favor.