Paul is a Kleptomaniac

[sirhugs]

or it might be Paula, except it is a gender cliché to think of shoplifters as female. Not that the story need be about shoplifting. Maybe Paul is caught stealing the silverware at a fancy dinner. Or sneaking into a bedroom to steal cufflinks.
Or maybe the story is not about Paul being caught, but Paul observing sexual hijinks as he commits his thefts.
As I composed this thread, I realized that I did a version of this idea , Ella the Cat Burglar, but that is just proof of concept. can somebody do better? or fresher?

 

[ericrodman101]

Observing sexual hijinks is a good angle. Being a burglar means Paul is hidden in places he is not supposed or expected to be, and is doing his best to be unseen. He might observe many things which make petty theft pale into insignificance. Important people doing things with people they shouldn’t, or committing sexual crimes, or betraying their base. So Paul becomes an observer of secrets which makes him both valuable and dangerous. He might trade on the value of what he knows or have to protect himself from people at risk of exposure, or both.

 

[Carnevil9]

I like the Fancy Dinner idea. Paul sneaks off to the far recesses of the mansion to see what he can steal. He finds something (jewelry, money, fancy watch) and jams it in his pocket, only to whirl around and be face to face with an older woman who lives there (who may or may not be a relative). She states that she is going to turn him in unless.....

Either she can make demands, or he can make offers, but eventually the arrive at a deal: he will eat/fuck/lick/suck/whatever until she has a powerful orgasm, or she will march him straight to the parlor and have him arrested.

Possibly they both enjoy the experience, and it becomes regular thing: he pretends to steal something and she makes him service her.

 

[NakedNymph]

Being a burglar means Paul is hidden in places he is not supposed or expected to be, and is doing his best to be unseen.

This also describes my style of exhibitionism lol

 

[sirhugs]

I like the Fancy Dinner idea. Paul sneaks off to the far recesses of the mansion to see what he can steal. He finds something (jewelry, money, fancy watch) and jams it in his pocket, only to whirl around and be face to face with an older woman who lives there (who may or may not be a relative). She states that she is going to turn him in unless.....

Either she can make demands, or he can make offers, but eventually the arrive at a deal: he will eat/fuck/lick/suck/whatever until she has a powerful orgasm, or she will march him straight to the parlor and have him arrested.

Possibly they both enjoy the experience, and it becomes regular thing: he pretends to steal something and she makes him service her.

and meanwhile, Paul is secretly stealing other valuable trinkets when she is too exhausted to notice.

 

[lovecraft68]

Variation:
Paul/Paula is a professional thief hired to steal a USB that has some important information on it. They break in, find the computer, and they grab the USB. Once they get home they find out they took the wrong one. There's no files but are home made sex videos where the couple is inviting in barely legal girls, or boys, to have fun with.

Paul/Paula lost out on the money for the files they failed to secure, so they decide to get something via blackmail or...maybe they just show up and want in on the next game.

ETA "Barely Legal" is a term Hustler coined to describe 18 year old porn stars. Adding this because someone is on the prowl here trying to suggest this forum is okay with under age sex.

 

[sirhugs]

Variation:
Paul/Paula is a professional thief hired to steal a USB that has some important information on it. They break in, find the computer, and they grab the USB. Once they get home they find out they took the wrong one. There's no files but are home made sex videos where the couple is inviting in barely legal girls, or boys, to have fun with.

Paul/Paula lost out on the money for the files they failed to secure, so they decide to get something via blackmail or...maybe they just show up and want in on the next game.

ETA "Barely Legal" is a term Hustler coined to describe 18 year old porn stars. Adding this because someone is on the prowl here trying to suggest this forum is okay with under age sex.

but if they try stealing the USB while naked, where will they hide it?

 

[lovecraft68]

but if they try stealing the USB while naked, where will they hide it?

They're not naked when stealing it, the game begins when they see what's on it.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Another option is a pickpocket working the Gypsy switch - a trick where the thief swaps an item like a bag, briefcase or backpack with the unknowing victim. What do they find in the bag? Pony gear? Bondage toys? S&M implements? A collection of panties in many sizes? A Little Black Book?

 

[Carnevil9]

but if they try stealing the USB while naked, where will they hide it?

Did you ever see "Papillon"?



(or Pulp Fiction for that matter)

 

[sirhugs]

Did you ever see "Papillon"?



(or Pulp Fiction for that matter)

unfortunately, the original version. It spoiled the popcorn.