Patriotism: The New Millennium - Know Your Rights

[Sh1ne0n67]

These are your rights!

You have the right to a free education (unlimited PhDs).
You have the right to free medical care and treatments (no matter what you elect to do/be [doo bee doo]).
You have a right to clean air, potable water, good food (nutrition need not apply) and housing (McMansions for minorities).
You have the right to approved speech (hate speech to be determined on a case-by-case basis in accordance with your rights).
You have the right to approved gathering and petitioning your government (as long as it is in accordance with your rights).
You have the right to be disarmed. If you feel like you need a gun, you may join the military (the only regulated militia).
You have the right to remove (by force if necessary) religion from the public square (unless it's a minority religion).
You have the right to surrender the upbringing your only child to the experts in child care (ministry of youth).
You have the right to composting upon death so that you can give back to Gaia (the only true god).
You have the right to follow the dictates of Science as determined by approve consensus.
You have the right to accept what everyone identifies as (as long it's not straight).

You have the right to your own opinions (provided, of course, you're not dumb enough to actually express them!).

Remember, it's not about you, it's about society. From each to ability, to each by need.

 

[ll74]

You must be proud of such wit. Bet it took you all week and you got all excited when you came up with it too.

 

[Sh1ne0n67]

I am remiss, I missed a right:

The right to cross any border and become a voting undocumented citizen (and receive full benefits).
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Democrat born. Democrat bred. Libertarian led (by Democrats).

 

[Dribble]

You forgot one right...the right to eliminate Fascists by all means necessary

 

[ll74]

Is there a right to mock morons?

 

[Rightguide]

Is there a right to mock morons?

That's what he's doing.

 

[ll74]

That's what he's doing.

He is a moron, so that's not what he's doing.

 

[Sh1ne0n67]

That's what he's doing.

Excellent!

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[Fuzzy1975]

I am remiss, I missed a right:

The right to cross any border and become a voting undocumented citizen (and receive full benefits).
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Democrat born. Democrat bred. Libertarian led (by Democrats).

Which you do on a regular basis here on Lit....every time you get banhammered here....you illegally cross that Lit border right back under a new user name....

 

[icanhelp1]

I am remiss, I missed a right:

The right to cross any border and become a voting undocumented citizen (and receive full benefits).
__________________________________________
Democrat born. Democrat bred. Libertarian led (by Democrats).

DON'T FORGET WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO PAY FOR IT! LMFAO

 

[anarchoMando]

These are your rights!

You have the right to a free education (unlimited PhDs).
You have the right to free medical care and treatments (no matter what you elect to do/be [doo bee doo]).
You have a right to clean air, potable water, good food (nutrition need not apply) and housing (McMansions for minorities).
You have the right to approved speech (hate speech to be determined on a case-by-case basis in accordance with your rights).
You have the right to approved gathering and petitioning your government (as long as it is in accordance with your rights).
You have the right to be disarmed. If you feel like you need a gun, you may join the military (the only regulated militia).
You have the right to remove (by force if necessary) religion from the public square (unless it's a minority religion).
You have the right to surrender the upbringing your only child to the experts in child care (ministry of youth).
You have the right to composting upon death so that you can give back to Gaia (the only true god).
You have the right to follow the dictates of Science as determined by approve consensus.
You have the right to accept what everyone identifies as (as long it's not straight).

You have the right to your own opinions (provided, of course, you're not dumb enough to actually express them!).

Remember, it's not about you, it's about society. From each to ability, to each by need.

From each to their ability to reach their own need

You sound like a socialist, good for you! You actually understand basic economics of that

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Where is the right to attempt to overturn an election by force?

Where is the right to control a woman's uterus?

 

[Rotadom]

You have the right to fondle your own young daughter inappropriately.

 

[Rotadom]

You have the right to be banned several times for being not bright enough to read the rules.

 

[neuroparenthetical]

I think it's pretty obvious why this dude desperately does not want a healthier, happier, better-educated populace. He'd stick out like a sore thumb. Under the current shameful regime, his misery has lots of company, and plenty of con artists to convince him it's not actually misery. How can you possibly put a price tag on that? It's a shortcut to happiness!

I think his list of butthurt quips covers every major way to drag future generations down to his level: make them breathe toxic air, make them drink poisoned water, deny them healthcare, deny them education, prioritize religious rites over environmental responsibility... yeah, that's a pretty thorough list. That's a foolproof recipe for making more sick, sad, delusional, angry fools.

 

[pecksniff]

You have the right to follow the dictates of Science as determined by approve consensus.

Because those are what will determine what does and does not happen, whether you believe the consensus are not.