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[Rumple Foreskin]

I was 51 yesterday and nobody made a fuss.

Edit to add: I'm not looking for happy congratulations or anything. I think it's cool not having birthdays. (or at least non that anyone points out.)

So, how does it feel to have lived during two centuries and six decades?

Speaking as one who has been around during the same two centuries you have plus one more decade, not to mention 25% of US history and eleven Presidents (you'll have to figure the UK numbers for yourself), odds are it beats the alternative, probably.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[gauchecritic]

Speaking as one who has been around 25% of history

Rumple Foreskin

Now how many people can say that? Not even Ogg.

 

[CharleyH]

Okay, I'll bite. WTF are you talking about?

I am guessing the PAST as he said, and who wants a happy Bday after 29, really?

EDIT TO ADD: YOU ARE A GEMINI LIKE ME YOU SUCKER? Apparently too many candles or canes than I can deliver in one go without hurting you!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My sincere apologies Gauche. I wish you all the best.
In fact P'dita asked me to post a thread for you and I failed in my promise to do so, none the less I wish you a belated Happy Birthday.

 

[minsue]

My sincere apologies Gauche. I wish you all the best.
In fact P'dita asked me to post a thread for you and I failed in my promise to do so, none the less I wish you a belated Happy Birthday.

Slacker.



A very merry unbirthday to you, gauche. I was going to try to make this an emote-less post, in your honor, but I've already failed so.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Slacker.



A very merry unbirthday to you, gauche. I was going to try to make this an emote-less post, in your honor, but I've already failed so.....

Pretentious waterfowl.

 

[minsue]

Pretentious waterfowl.

*grin* I've been needing a new title. Thanks, sweets.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*grin* I've been needing a new title. Thanks, sweets.

Glad to be of service.

 

[BlackShanglan]

A happy, merry, and altogether jocular unbirthday. Enjoy the present.

Shanglan.

 

[ChilledVodkaIV]

It doesn't matter. The miserable twat probably won't even read any of these anyway.

 

[Guest]

It doesn't matter. The miserable twat probably won't even read any of these anyway.

Nah, probably not. Especially if he tripped over his walking stick and cracked his spectacles.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Nah, probably not. Especially if he tripped over his walking stick and cracked his spectacles.

or his testicles.

 

[Guest]

or his testicles.

*snicker*

I just knew someone would say that, and it had to be you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*snicker*

I just knew someone would say that, and it had to be you.

I'm to damn predictable

 

[Guest]

I'm to damn predictable

Yep, that and your filthy-mindedness.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yep, that and your filthy-mindedness.

I can see down your shirt......tart.

 

[Guest]

I can see down your shirt......tart.

*MWAH!*

 

[oggbashan]

Now how many people can say that? Not even Ogg.

He did write '25% of US History', young fella. History only covers written accounts. As Og I was before history and am part mythical. You could say that you have lived through most Labour governments of the UK, or all of the space age.

Stay out of politics. It's a mucky game except for old fogeys like me who go into it at an advanced age with no hope of reaching any significant position and just try to bring some common sense into the high-faluting rhetoric. Me? I want public toilets kept open so that our youngsters leaving night clubs don't get arrested for urinating in the street. Where else can they go? All the toilets are closed by 8pm.

Og