Passover, 2009

[Homburg]

Haggadah, as seen on Facebook

Wishing our Jewish friends a Happy Passover.

 

[00Syd]

Thanks Unfortunately I won't be celebrating this year. I have too much school work and can't take the weekend off to go to the family. Everyone eat some bitter herbs for me!

 

[BiBunny]

Ok, that was freaking hilarious.

Happy Passover.

 

[sinnocence]

LOL, I loved that.

 

[WriterDom]

Now that I'm converting, I'll have to have my pork hotdog on Matza. Too many damn rules!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

That link had me falling off my chair.

And just remember, I have a reasonable scholarly argument that would make ingesting semen acceptable for Passover. Just call me 'Shiksa Rabbi Bijou'.

 

[Homburg]

Ok, that was freaking hilarious.

I have just enough points in Jew Lore to really laugh my butt off at the last line.

I showed it to MIS, and she got a kick out of it too, as did her dad.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I'm really aggravated that the "More" button didn't work in this portion:

25 things you didn't know about me by God
1. Guilty pleasure: Smiting people.
2. I had another universe once, it was so much better than this one. But I got really wasted one night and lost it in a game of craps. I'm never doing that again.
3. In my old universe, the really cool one, the dominant species was a race of hyper-intelligent beetles. It was so cool. Unfortunately, when I lost that universe I also lost the beetles-as-master-race patent, so now I have to settle for primates.
4. I picked up this universe at a 50%-off sale. I thought I was getting a bargain. But as soon as I took it out of the box at home, I figured out why: space and time are both a bit bent in places, and most of the mass is missing. I wish I had saved the receipt.
More​

I wanted to know more.

 

[sinnocence]

I'm really aggravated that the "More" button didn't work in this portion:

25 things you didn't know about me by God
1. Guilty pleasure: Smiting people.
2. I had another universe once, it was so much better than this one. But I got really wasted one night and lost it in a game of craps. I'm never doing that again.
3. In my old universe, the really cool one, the dominant species was a race of hyper-intelligent beetles. It was so cool. Unfortunately, when I lost that universe I also lost the beetles-as-master-race patent, so now I have to settle for primates.
4. I picked up this universe at a 50%-off sale. I thought I was getting a bargain. But as soon as I took it out of the box at home, I figured out why: space and time are both a bit bent in places, and most of the mass is missing. I wish I had saved the receipt.
More​

I wanted to know more.

I felt the same way. I even tried clicking on 'more'.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I felt the same way. I even tried clicking on 'more'.

Me, too. That's how I figured out it didn't work.

 

[myinnerslut]

i made copies for everybody at my seder (25 of us), divided it up like a play and had everybody read a part (friends, gifts, status update, notes, quizzes, and the individual people)

people were laughing so hard they literally were falling of their chairs.

 

[JustaNobody]

Loved the link.

Chag Sameach, everyone!

 

[slavemarissa]

lol... cracked me up.. thanks.

My seder was amazing. I was in US and didn't have anywhere to go so the synagogue set me up with a lovely family. It was perfect. Funnest seder i ever had...

Cha Sameach/Pesach Sameach

xx