Parties

[NoJo]

On another thread,

Cool. Now I'm off to the kitchen, which is where I spend most of my parties.

That got me thinking....

 

[NoJo]

...Ok, I've thunk.

It got me thinking "I always hated parties".

Do you shine at parties, or do you wander around aimlessly, until you find yourself in the strip-lit kitchen talking to boring farts like me and rgraham and wishing you'd stayed at home and caught up on the episode of ER you videoed three days ago?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

...Ok, I've thunk.

It got me thinking "I always hated parties".

Do you shine at parties, or do you wander around aimlessly, until you find yourself in the strip-lit kitchen talking to boring farts like me and rgraham and wishing you'd stayed at home and caught up on the episode of ER you videoed three days ago?

I always end up in the kitchen, the best conversations go on there and I'm always near the food and drinks!
The kitchen is also a place of comfort.

 

[fifty5]

...That got me thinking.

Don't worry, Joe.  It'll pass.  Meanwhile, how about another drink?

f5

 

[Liar]

...Ok, I've thunk.

It got me thinking "I always hated parties".

Do you shine at parties, or do you wander around aimlessly, until you find yourself in the strip-lit kitchen talking to boring farts like me and rgraham and wishing you'd stayed at home and caught up on the episode of ER you videoed three days ago?

I always end up in a sofa, talking deep shit to one or two interresting people who are, like me, too drunk to dance.

#L

 

[Guest]

I don't go to parties unless I know at least 90% of the people there, and even then it depends on who the other 10% might be. So the parties I go to are mostly family gatherings (which for me are always fun).

A long time ago I used to go to parties and stay in the kitchen or leave early. Once, though, I met the love of my life at a party.

 

[CharleyH]

I hate other people's parties but do seem to put on a good one myself, being miss social entertainer and all. But now only have one party a year, during Pride week, so try to make it special.

I try to spend all day prepping the food. Don't know what I will do this year, but last it was brie with raspberry coulis, traditional french escargot, california greens with asiago, strawberries and candied pecans, garlic shrimp skewers and jerk chicken skewers.

Thinking beef, passion fruit this year . . . hm, to go with the fireplay entertainment.

All aside, I spend a mix of time in the kitchen and entertaining during parties, despite the eclectic and opinionated crowd. My only regret about holding a party is that I never get to eat my own cooking: THE PIGS! And my only regret about going to other parties is that I wasn't in control of the festivities: THE VANITY.

 

[Guest]

Charlus, will you invite me to your party this year? P.

 

[rgraham666]

I was being mostly facetious.

The last couple of parties I was at I actually mixed pretty well.

This was partly because I'm less withdrawn than I used to be. And partly because I have to get out of the kitchen and go outside for a smoke.

So, where did you hide the nachos?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I was being mostly facetious.

The last couple of parties I was at I actually mixed pretty well.

This was partly because I'm less withdrawn than I used to be. And partly because I have to get out of the kitchen and go outside for a smoke.

So, where did you hide the nachos?

Nachos? There's no nachos.....quickly wiping cheese from chin.......

 

[cloudy]

ooooh, Charley! I wanna come to your next one!

I'm the social butterfly - talk to anyone and everyone, and never spend much time in one place.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ooooh, Charley! I wanna come to your next one!

I'm the social butterfly - talk to anyone and everyone, and never spend much time in one place.....

I wouldn't ask to go, she would make me wear a maid's uniform and serve people.

 

[CharleyH]

Charlus, will you invite me to your party this year? P.

As long as you can handle an orgy P - my parties always seem to turn into sex in one way or another. Sucks to be me. LITerally.

Anytime babe.

I think Joe might even have a good time Stimulated in more ways than one.

 

[Guest]

If Ch. let me come (ah ha ha), I'd bring a dozen home-made dildos (dildoes?) P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If Ch. let me come (ah ha ha), I'd bring a dozen home-made dildos (dildoes?) P.

Made out of????????????

 

[Guest]

Made out of????????????

Well, once I make a mold (or pick the best from the volunteers on the dildo thread) I can make 'em out of anything nearly: chocolate, marzipan, parmesan, licorice (nah) ...

 

[CharleyH]

WEll you would cum, when I wanted you too.

ASS for abs, this is a party, and service is needed! But who said anything about clothing?

 

[curious2c]

heh...sounds like some parties are actually fun...in more than one way too.

 

[Quint]

Love hosting 'em, though I need to brush up on my party platter panache. Fun enough when I attend someone else's if I have several close friends there. I'm looking forward immensely to my 21st in July, but I'm torn between orchestrating the entire thing like the control freak I am, or hinting shamelessly that I'd just loooove it if someone threw me a surprise party. These are the difficult decisions one must deal with.

 

[minsue]

I hate parties. If you actually manage to find me at one, I'll be out back smoking.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I hate parties. If you actually manage to find me at one, I'll be out back smoking.

Scratching your name off the list...

 

[rgraham666]

Hey! Don't do that!

I need someone to smoke with.

Else I'll have to find some other way to relieve my oral fixations.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I am the Claude Raines of the party set. Give me the least bit of a dark corner and I can dissappear until it's over or I have stayed long enough to feel I have met whatever obligation brought me there in the first place.

-Colly

 

[pop_54]

Depends on the kind of party, I'm either in the kitchen trying to get the knickers off of the hostess out of sight of her old man.

Or mixing it with the crew and embarrassing the shit out of the wife and family... I dance and play about even when sober you see

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Depends on the kind of party, I'm either in the kitchen trying to get the knickers off of the hostess out of sight of her old man.

Or mixing it with the crew and embarrassing the shit out of the wife and family... I dance and play about even when sober you see

Was that you I saw walking about with the tray of cocktail weiners below your waist, saying "No love, try the big one" to all the women?
~A~