Participants Needed For Research Study

OMG!!! They are PAYING men to receive head??? Good Lord. I'll take part in this study for free. I already mentioned before that I have a fetish. I'll give head to as many males as they want. Just put holes in a wall and line them all up if they want anonymous performances in order to maintain the integrity of the study.

Maybe the women who have volunteered for the project are one hundred years old and toothless with dry, cracked lips. Or, maybe they look like Marge Simpson. In those cases you would have to pay the men to do it.

Hmmm..if swallowing semen affects the larynx then I am well and truly fucked. Sigh. (Wanders off wondering how she will cope without a voice).
 
CRaZy said:
OMG!!! They are PAYING men to receive head??? Good Lord. I'll take part in this study for free. I already mentioned before that I have a fetish. I'll give head to as many males as they want. Just put holes in a wall and line them all up if they want anonymous performances in order to maintain the integrity of the study.

Maybe the women who have volunteered for the project are one hundred years old and toothless with dry, cracked lips. Or, maybe they look like Marge Simpson. In those cases you would have to pay the men to do it.

Hmmm..if swallowing semen affects the larynx then I am well and truly fucked. Sigh. (Wanders off wondering how she will cope without a voice).

No, don't worry. It only makes you hoarse. However, the pherenomes have an exilerating effect on the brain,raising the level of paralyngual synapses, which creates a feeling of well being. It is the same thing that appears to be affected by laughter in humans. Not sure if it affects the boy, the girl or both.
 
Can someone give me a flight ticket to toronto, I want to participate in this
 
2 words 4 ya suck it.

sure sign me up ill do any thing for research. lol ;)
 
So the girls who have to suck... can they be picky? I'd suck if the guy wasn't bad looking, or smelly... yuck, Can't believe I said that....
 
CRaZy said:

Maybe the women who have volunteered for the project are one hundred years old and toothless with dry, cracked lips. Or, maybe they look like Marge Simpson. In those cases you would have to pay the men to do it.



LMAO

Bullshit. Any man who says they wouldnt lay back and just close thier eyes is lyin'
 
CRaZy said:
OMG!!! They are PAYING men to receive head??? Good Lord. I'll take part in this study for free. I already mentioned before that I have a fetish. I'll give head to as many males as they want.

*cursing the fates that have you living in Australia and myself in the US...*
 
Myst said:
So the girls who have to suck... can they be picky? I'd suck if the guy wasn't bad looking, or smelly... yuck, Can't believe I said that....

Why do you say "have to" --- I believe it is "want to"... *grin*

Take me to Avalon, babe...
 
jcgirl said:
CRaZy said:


Bullshit. Any man who says they wouldnt lay back and just close thier eyes is lyin'

I like to watch... as well as enjoy... adds to the pleasure...

[Edited by Dillinger on 03-03-2001 at 04:55 PM]
 
Myst said:
So the girls who have to suck... can they be picky? I'd suck if the guy wasn't bad looking, or smelly... yuck, Can't believe I said that....

OK. Good point. I have poor sense of smell so that usually isn't a worry. I do however wonder why 90% of the male population think that women will enjoy putting something in their mouth with residue of stale pee on it. Men just don't wipe. Sigh. Anyway, after the first ten or so times he has rammed into your throat whilst pulling your hair like it's attached to an inanimate object the taste is gone. Fortunately. LOL.
 
am i missing something or does the woman have to suck for free, and the men get the 145? remember its canadian so closer to a hundred dollars i would guess...
christ, a hundred dollars for every blow job given...
would be writing here on a much better puter...sigh
 
You know, if I wasn't so busy with family, school, my boyfriend, my girlfriend, and my life, I'd drive my ass to Toronto and participate in that "study". I wouldn't even ask for money or anything materialistic. I would do it just to be able to say that I participated in something like this. Plus I looooooovvveeeee sucking cock...

Until Later,

Stacie :)
 
working on a sex farm?

Why do people never read the small print?

It clearly says: "... providing exemplary clinical practice in the broad field ..."

I'd like to voice my objection to the outdated word 'broad' to describe the women involved, and am unsure as to why they are being kept in a field ...
 
What I want to know is whether it's conditional on the number of blow jobs. Is it $145 per blow job? i could easily pay for my flight ticket on that ;op
 
A licence to print money?

paid on a commission basis?

$$$$-CHING-$$$$
 
funny how words mean different things to different people

ally wrote she didnt like the word broad...but to me, a broad is like katherine hepburn...i find it complimentary when someone refers to me as a broad...but on the other hand, call me a chick and my head explodes.....strange, this english language

ecb
 
Someone should follow up on this and let us know, to the nearest thousand, how many applicants they had.
 
You know, I can't help but notice the ad is actually only recruiting males. So what, are the professors volunteering to give head? Are they hiring "professionals" (i. e; prostitutes)? And incidentally, here at my school most of our research experiements are first conducted on animals . . . perhaps they're offering $145 to get your dick sucked by a monkey. Were I a male and had I a dick, I think I would be scrutinizing the small print . . . :)
 
LOL

1st.. Aly that is hilarious. I prefer to be referred to as a 'babe' damnit! and..

Graymouse? A chimp? Does that mean Bush is involved in this here study? hehehehe
 
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TN_Vixen said:
1st.. Aly that is hilarious. I prefer to be referred to as a 'babe' damnit! and..

Graymouse? A chimp? Does that mean Bush is involved in this here study? hehehehe

Bush? I thought it was an oral experiment?
 
I love this!

Charly said:
CRaZy said:
OMG!!! They are PAYING men to receive head??? Good Lord. I'll take part in this study for free. I already mentioned before that I have a fetish. I'll give head to as many males as they want. Just put holes in a wall and line them all up if they want anonymous performances in order to maintain the integrity of the study.

Maybe the women who have volunteered for the project are one hundred years old and toothless with dry, cracked lips. Or, maybe they look like Marge Simpson. In those cases you would have to pay the men to do it.

Hmmm..if swallowing semen affects the larynx then I am well and truly fucked. Sigh. (Wanders off wondering how she will cope without a voice).

No, don't worry. It only makes you hoarse. However, the pherenomes have an exilerating effect on the brain,raising the level of paralyngual synapses, which creates a feeling of well being. It is the same thing that appears to be affected by laughter in humans. Not sure if it affects the boy, the girl or both. [/B]

I can see it now...

Ladies! Feeling blue? Life got ya down? No energy? Then..

SUCK A DICK!

That's right!

A few short minutes and you too can be on your way to feeling great!

And it's Lo-Cal too!

Thumper hereby offers to cheer all you ladies up...nominal fee for expenses;)

Crazy....just get one of those "cancer kazoos" (mechanical voicebox) LOL How come there aren't any women like her in Ohio? Oh yeah...because it's Ohio...
 
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