I found the following help wanted ad a few days ago. I thought it was a joke, but I replied and they called me back today! I start next week. You won't believe this but it's real!
Tom
"Well known manufacturer of marital aids for women/couples, is currently seeking several men to use as phallus casting models for a new realistic line that we will begin working on in late Sept. Nor prior experience is required, but must NOT be shy! No requirement on height or weight, seeking all shapes, sizes of phallus. Anonymity can be given if necessary, but bonus is given if we are also able to use your look on the packaging. Line is due out in Spring 2006. PLEASE BE SERIOUS! Reply with photo and contact number for details."
Tom
"Well known manufacturer of marital aids for women/couples, is currently seeking several men to use as phallus casting models for a new realistic line that we will begin working on in late Sept. Nor prior experience is required, but must NOT be shy! No requirement on height or weight, seeking all shapes, sizes of phallus. Anonymity can be given if necessary, but bonus is given if we are also able to use your look on the packaging. Line is due out in Spring 2006. PLEASE BE SERIOUS! Reply with photo and contact number for details."