Parodies of other threads

[Guest]

Fanzee said he wanted a list of parodies for the H&S list:

Try this for Romance

He takes her out to dinner in an expensive restaurant.
She looks beautiful in a long low-cut emerald gown, he wears black tie.
Candle light, soft music, wine, the lot.
Taxi back to his place.
A little brandy, a little cuddle, the dress slips down revealing her beautiful breasts.
She leans forwards and ....


.... throws up all over his best dinner jacket and dress shirt. Pity she had the salmon with pernod sauce, isn't it.

 

[Chicklet]

lol

 

[Chicklet]

Balloon Sex

I'm sorry, I can't help myself. The other day I saw an email in my box titled something along the lines of "balloon sex" and I was just laughing like crazy without even opening it up.

So we have this guy, and this is a true story based on an unfortunate friend of mine, who for some reason seems to fail in his relationships. Every time he starts to get serious with a girl, almost all the way to "third base" (assuming that third base is sex...I really don't know...) the girl confesses a desire to see him dressed up as a clown.

I have to stress that THIS IS A TRUE STORY! A friend of mine, out of six women he's been involved with, has been asked to dress like a clown for 5 of them! HA! It's funny stuff = )

What is this man feeling? (humiliation) How is he dealing with it? (therapy) I think that this would be a funny-as-hell story.

Chicklet

 

[fanzee1]

Re: Balloon Sex

I'm sorry, I can't help myself. The other day I saw an email in my box titled something along the lines of "balloon sex" and I was just laughing like crazy without even opening it up.

So we have this guy, and this is a true story based on an unfortunate friend of mine, who for some reason seems to fail in his relationships. Every time he starts to get serious with a girl, almost all the way to "third base" (assuming that third base is sex...I really don't know...) the girl confesses a desire to see him dressed up as a clown.

I have to stress that THIS IS A TRUE STORY! A friend of mine, out of six women he's been involved with, has been asked to dress like a clown for 5 of them! HA! It's funny stuff = )

What is this man feeling? (humiliation) How is he dealing with it? (therapy) I think that this would be a funny-as-hell story.

Chicklet

talk about head crackers. I'd definitely need therapy if something like that happened to me. Written the right way, i guess it could be funny.

Got any more parodies, chicklet?

 

[penguindance]

 

[Chicklet]

<sigh> my silly mood is pretty much over for now..back to just plain old normal silly mode

 

[Axeltheswede]

parodies

Maybe the guy's size 26 shoes gave him away.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Chicklet]

Re: parodies

Maybe the guy's size 26 shoes gave him away.

LOL

This guy IS pretty funny looking

 

[penguindance]