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bbkradwell

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That's right, kiddies, Paris Hilton (or as I call her, "the slut,") is behind bars for the next month and a half!
And guess where I'M gonna be, around day 35 of her incarceration?
Can you say, "Conjugal Visits!"
You betcha', babies! The slut is going to put out for BB like she's never done before!
Remember her big, quote/unquote, sex tape? HAH! Why, I'll bet she'll be willing to do ANYTHING for me after sitting in the Big House for 5 weeks without any dick in her! And believe me, she'll beg me to fuck her, too! I'll make sure of it!
Oooooh, baby! The little tramp will be soooo fucking tight and soooo fucking wet and ready to fuck!
I will, of course, need to smuggle in a fresh razor and some shave cream because the slut will have gone al that time w/out a bikini waxing. So, I figure, after she's taken care of all the hair on her crotch, she'll be ready to fuck like a mad-woman!
"That's right, slut, bend over, spread your cheeks and bear-down because I am going to fuck that asshole of yours! What's that, bitch? You need a lubricant, back there? HAH! I don't care, slut! Your rich, sexy ass is mine, cunt! And there's nothing you can do but get ready cuz' I'm gonna shove in aaallll nine inches!!! Oh, yeah, it'll hurt for a while, too! But I will enjoy the hell out of fucking your rich, sexy ass! Then, maybe, I'll fuck your cunt and let you cum...
Then again, maybe not, slut!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Yeah, I know. I can be a real bastard at times. But be honest with me, here... Haven't you, yourself, gotten a little sick of seeing her, AAAALLL the fucking time, in the papers, on tv, in every damned magazine out there!
I sure have! :devil:
 
bbkradwell said:
Paris Hilton (or as I call her, "the slut,")
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Holy crap you call her "The Slut"?! I don't thing ANYONE has ever called her that.. it's very ballsy of you to be what I am sure is the first to call her such a name.
 
did you people really read that stupid font?

nothing in that font could be worth reading!
 
bbkradwell said:
That's right, kiddies, Paris Hilton (or as I call her, "the slut,") is behind bars for the next month and a half!
And guess where I'M gonna be, around day 35 of her incarceration?
Can you say, "Conjugal Visits!"
You betcha', babies! The slut is going to put out for BB like she's never done before!
Remember her big, quote/unquote, sex tape? HAH! Why, I'll bet she'll be willing to do ANYTHING for me after sitting in the Big House for 5 weeks without any dick in her! And believe me, she'll beg me to fuck her, too! I'll make sure of it!
Oooooh, baby! The little tramp will be soooo fucking tight and soooo fucking wet and ready to fuck!
I will, of course, need to smuggle in a fresh razor and some shave cream because the slut will have gone al that time w/out a bikini waxing. So, I figure, after she's taken care of all the hair on her crotch, she'll be ready to fuck like a mad-woman!
"That's right, slut, bend over, spread your cheeks and bear-down because I am going to fuck that asshole of yours! What's that, bitch? You need a lubricant, back there? HAH! I don't care, slut! Your rich, sexy ass is mine, cunt! And there's nothing you can do but get ready cuz' I'm gonna shove in aaallll nine inches!!! Oh, yeah, it'll hurt for a while, too! But I will enjoy the hell out of fucking your rich, sexy ass! Then, maybe, I'll fuck your cunt and let you cum...
Then again, maybe not, slut!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Yeah, I know. I can be a real bastard at times. But be honest with me, here... Haven't you, yourself, gotten a little sick of seeing her, AAAALLL the fucking time, in the papers, on tv, in every damned magazine out there!
I sure have! :devil:
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You can have her.
 
she needs bigger boobs. maybe they will have a plan for her to pump them up while she is in jail.
 
Hey! Font you, too!

Andraste said:
did you people really read that stupid font?

nothing in that font could be worth reading!
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What are you, a fontist?
I gotcher font, baby... Right here!
"Font!"
Font this, bimbo!
xo, -BB (I rather LIKE this font!) :p
 
bbkradwell said:
What are you, a fontist?
I gotcher font, baby... Right here!
"Font!"
Font this, bimbo!
xo, -BB (I rather LIKE this font!) :p
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yes.
yes i am.
i'm a fontist bitch and proud of it!
 
I would totally do paris hilton. She's not that pretty per se but I'd just love to show her the pleasure of being bound, gagged, cropped and fucked.

Something about the thought of that expensive tan being flecked with red strike marks really turns me on.
 
uh, huhhhh

1hotbabe said:
You can have her.
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Thanks... I'll take her!
First, I'll fuck her ass!
Next, I'll fuck her cunt!
Then, I'm right back in her asshole!
Then, I finish up by forcing my meat down her throat!
And if she doesn't do a good enough job with the blowjob, I will punish her by spanking the hell out of her ass cheeks!
Then, of course, I'll do it all over again!
Mmmmmm.... I just love fucking tight, white asses! And that rich, little bitch has one of the nicest asses I have seen!
What? You think all that money of hers goes into buying more handbags? I don't think so. Hell no! She pays people, big money, to keep her body lookin' firm and beautiful! And with all of her millions/billions, she'll look like that for decades, if not centuries!
xo, -BB (Into Anal like you wouldn't believe!!!) :devil:
 
Ick!

linuxgeek said:
she needs bigger boobs. maybe they will have a plan for her to pump them up while she is in jail.
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Not everyone likes big boobs! I, for one, prefer the small, firm, natural breasts over the big, gross, hard looking tits of Hollyweirds skankiest ho's, with their plastic tits! They almost make me masogynistic, (sp?) for some reason!
ICK! :cool:
 
Trajal said:
I would totally do paris hilton. She's not that pretty per se but I'd just love to show her the pleasure of being bound, gagged, cropped and fucked.

Something about the thought of that expensive tan being flecked with red strike marks really turns me on.
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Amen, to that, brotherman!
 
Ah, The Slut and The Meat.

Match made in ... somewhere I don't care to visit.
 
...somehow I don't think "all 9 inches" of anything is going to cause her pain. Just a wild guess, and probably unfair to say since she's attacked all the time in the media.
 
JBCorbell said:
Any chance they could lose the key? That would be fine.
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She'll never let that happen. I just saw a thing in the news where she was bitching about how unfair the whole thing was.
I'm sure she'll be bitchin' up a storm the whole time.
 
Paris shall never give up. She will come through this with the SAME class and dignity that she demonstrates on a daily basis.

Paris is a light amidst the darkness of ignorance and cheap wardrobes.

Let's support her. FREEDOM FOR PARIS!
 
Alors!

Some people can be sooo cruel! She is certainly wild at times, and yes, she is very wealthy or will be but are those reasons to be so cruel to someone. Why not blame the parents! Poor Paris...truly!
 
StuffItIn said:
...somehow I don't think "all 9 inches" of anything is going to cause her pain. Just a wild guess, and probably unfair to say since she's attacked all the time in the media.
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And she's done so much to rehabilitate her image.

Let's all treat her like Audrey Hepburn. Why should you actually do good deeds to earn respect?

C'mon, whaddya say?

Paris Hilton and Alec Baldwin for Goodwill Ambassadors!
 
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