Paris bravely "doin hard time"

[Lisa Denton]

She screamed and cried for her momma when they throwed her back in the slammer.

They don't have to make license plates in this special jail but it is not easy either.

Forced to survive on bread and water rations, Paris will emerge a better person and we should not make fun of her.

Here is a short video of the harsh conditions, and cruel and unusual punishment she is being subjected to.

I cried tears of pain for the poor girl, you will also.

Special Jail Unit For Celebs

 

[Lee Chambers]

Oh God. That poor girl. If I had only known.

*goes into the next room, cue hysterical hyena laugh*

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Laughing

"Hard time" indeed, LOL.

I actually spent a little time in county lock-up and OMG, if the heiress knew what that was like (sleeping on the floor, eating stuff you couldn't even identify, not being able to smoke), she would simply stroke out.

 

[Liar]

Didn't you get the memo? Paris is gangsta.

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Suge: Hilton Is Hardcore

Posted Jun 28th 2007 1:07PM by TMZ Staff

50 Cent has nothin' on Paris Hilton.

Rap impresario Suge Knight was trolling around Hollywood
this week, when he proclaimed that Paris is more gangsta
than most gangsta rappers, saying, "Well, she did more
time than some of these tough ass rappers."

Any day now, Paris can expect her contract with Death
Row Records.

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[Lisa Denton]

Oh God. That poor girl. If I had only known.

*goes into the next room, cue hysterical hyena laugh*

What?!

You didn't really laff did you?

That is mean, after the courtroom hysterics they put her on suicde watch, they took the toilet seat out so she couldn't hit herself in the head with it, drop into the bowl, and drown.

Keep her in your heart and prayers while she endures this tragic ordeal.

 

[CeriseNoire]

I thought she was out

 

[Lisa Denton]

I thought she was out

Really?

You might be right, I dunno, I usually only watch the news every couple weeks to see if our glorious leader has invaded a few new countries.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Really?

You might be right, I dunno, I usually only watch the news every couple weeks to see if our glorious leader has invaded a few new countries.

Yes. I couple days ago I think. I watch the news daily, and despite surfing between various news programs (partly to avoid Hollywood news), it was hard to miss. I hear she's changed/found God/discovered various causes.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Yes. I couple days ago I think. I watch the news daily, and despite surfing between various news programs (partly to avoid Hollywood news), it was hard to miss. I hear she's changed/found God/discovered various causes.

Does that mean in any future secret stolen sex tapes there will be a bible on the nightstand?

 

[CeriseNoire]

Does that mean in any future secret stolen sex tapes there will be a bible on the nightstand?

Yes, along with colorful ribbons to support all the causes.

 

[alltherage]

There is no growth without pain. Lets hope Paris says ouch at least once a day. After all she has so far to grow.

 

[JamesSD]

Yep, she's out.

She also looks way more attractive than she did when she went in. Amazingly, she managed to GAIN weight on prison food, giving her a more normal, womanly appearance. My girlfriend's theory is that without access to laxatives nor the ability to induce vomitting due to being monitored, Paris was forced to actually eat and absorb some nutrients.

That and she didn't have her usual caked on make-up/orange skin look.

So yeah, she actually looked... pretty.

 

[kendo1]

Is this parasite Social Hilton important?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Is this parasite Social Hilton important?

No. Definitely not. But she is occasionally fun

 

[starrkers]

No. Definitely not. But she is occasionally fun

When?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

When?

I don't see the world the same way as others do. So when you see people as "annoying", I see them as "fun and entertaining". I don't care that someone is a celebrity of annonymous nobody. When they get involved in antics like this, and I hear about it, I laugh.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I don't see the world the same way as others do. So when you see people as "annoying", I see them as "fun and entertaining". I don't care that someone is a celebrity of annonymous nobody. When they get involved in antics like this, and I hear about it, I laugh.

We of the upper-crusted sort to use hundred-dollar words describe this as "schadenfreude."

 

[Lisa Denton]

Is this parasite Social Hilton important?

When wearing yellow panties?

Yes.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Yep, she's out.

She also looks way more attractive than she did when she went in. Amazingly, she managed to GAIN weight on prison food, giving her a more normal, womanly appearance. My girlfriend's theory is that without access to laxatives nor the ability to induce vomitting due to being monitored, Paris was forced to actually eat and absorb some nutrients.

That and she didn't have her usual caked on make-up/orange skin look.

So yeah, she actually looked... pretty.

She actually is quite pretty when she isn't wearing too much makeup. I didn't say beautiful or sexy, but she does have a pretty face.

Jail food tends to be high in starch and she mostly just sat around in her cell, so it is to be expected that she might put on some weight. She can certainly afford it.