Pardon Our Monkey, Part XXI: Sydney, Austria

[shereads]

Jiminy God! Maybe Karl Rove really was operating President Bush via a clever assembly of wooden sticks.

Blunder Down Under, cont'd

Bush immediately referred to APEC as “OPEC,” and then excused his idiocy by bizarrely claiming Australian Prime Minister John Howard had invited Bush to next year’s OPEC summit.

Which is impossible, as neither the USA nor Australia is a member of OPEC.

Then he thanked Howard for the “Austrian troops” in Iraq.

Then, speech done, Bush confidently headed out — the wrong way. He strode away from the lectern on a path that would have sent him over a steep drop. Howard and others redirected the president to center stage, where there were steps leading down to the floor of the theater.”

Also, he was late and people only applauded when he left.

Also, the South Korean president became completely enraged when Bush Junior refused to say the Korean War was over.

This, only hours after Bush told the Deputy Prime Minister that "we're kicking ass" in Iraq.



MAKE IT STOP!!

 

[rengadeirishman]

that's my bush! good ol' dubya

 

[dr_mabeuse]

We need more undisclosed locations and we need them NOW!!

 

[jomar]

I think Bill Maher said it best. to paraphrase: We're not kicking ass if the President has to sneak into Iraq at night.

 

[3113]

Darn it, Shereads, the man is trying to run the free world, give him a break. He's going to make a few harmless errors now and then. I mean OPEC, APEC what's the difference?

 

[cloudy]

Darn it, Shereads, the man is trying to run the free world, give him a break. He's going to make a few harmless errors now and then. I mean OPEC, APEC what's the difference?

Austria, Australia.

Bless his stupid little heart.

 

[Guest]

Austria, Australia.

Bless his stupid little heart.

Iran, Iraq . . .

It's not his fault.

 

[Stella_Omega]

He strode away from the lectern on a path that would have sent him over a steep drop. Howard and others redirected the president to center stage, where there were steps leading down to the floor of the theater.”

Why, Howard, why? WHY DID YOU STOP HIM????

 

[shereads]

Why, Howard, why? WHY DID YOU STOP HIM????

I had the same thought.

 

[rgraham666]

If nothing else it would have been good for a decent laugh.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I just want to make clear... he is not my fault. I accept no responsibility for Dubya. I did not vote for him the first time and the second time I begged people not to vote for him.

 

[starrkers]

Why, Howard, why? WHY DID YOU STOP HIM????

He makes Howard look clever.

Yay Bushy has gone, maybe we can have our city back now.

 

[3113]

Yay Bushy has gone, maybe we can have our city back now.

Okay guys, what went wrong with our "Lose Bush in the outback" plan? Who screwed up and brought him back?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

While it would have been nice for him to get lost, do you really want Chaney in charge for the next 16 and a half months?
Not to mention the power boost he could give to whatever republican candidate he boosted up to VP -- as only 1 VP has lost his bid for President since Nixon in 1960, and that was the 2000 popular vote winner Al Gore when this whole Dubya mess started.

 

[Guest]

Someone is cleaning up after the monkey, aren't they?

I'd hate to think we've left a trail of monkey shit all the way from Australia to the US.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Someone is cleaning up after the monkey, aren't they?

I'd hate to think we've left a trail of monkey shit all the way from Australia to the US.

I think the Secret Service is responsible for that

 

[S-Des]

Who would have ever thought we'd have a president who'd make us long for the wisdom of Dan Quayle?

 

[shereads]

Who would have ever thought we'd have a president who'd make us long for the wisdom of Dan Quayle?

Remember Quayle's final Today Show interview berfore leaving office?

Katie Couric: "You've taken a lot of flack from the press over verbal blunders. What advice would you give someone in that position?"

Dan Quayle: "Two words: Just be yourself."

 

[shereads]

While it would have been nice for him to get lost, do you really want Chaney in charge for the next 16 and a half months?

Cheney's been in charge since the day he agreed to head the selection committee for Bush's running mate.

 

[shereads]

Yay Bushy has gone, maybe we can have our city back now.

Will Austria give it back?

 

[matriarch]

Remember Quayle's final Today Show interview berfore leaving office?

Katie Couric: "You've taken a lot of flack from the press over verbal blunders. What advice would you give someone in that position?"

Dan Quayle: "Two words: Just be yourself."

LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[shereads]

LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Easy for you to say.



I remember the close-up of poor Katie Couric's face. She was working so hard not to laugh, her eyes watered.

 

[SlickTony]

Why, Howard, why? WHY DID YOU STOP HIM????

Dick Cheney--if the Prez were to die or become incapacitated.

Think about it.

x-posted w/Emperor Nero

 

[Liar]

Okay guys, what went wrong with our "Lose Bush in the outback" plan? Who screwed up and brought him back?

That would have been Cruelty to Kangaroos. i think that's illegal.