Pardon me, while I whip this out...

[bholderman]

In lieu of all the other quotable movie threads:

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

 

[entitled]

Nobody move or the black man gets it!

 

[bholderman]

Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

 

[entitled]

I told you to wash your hands after that last cross burning! See? It's coming off already.

 

[MissBri]

 

[bholderman]

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

 

[entitled]

They're darker than we are. Messhuge! (not spelled right)

 

[bholderman]

Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

 

[entitled]

The affairs of state must not interfere with the, uh, affairs of state.

 

[zeb1094]

Want to see it again?

 

[Miss Sixxy]

Taggart: Someones' gotta go back for a shit-load of dimes!

 

[MissBri]

 

[entitled]

You're going to kill yourself drinking like that.
When?

 

[bholderman]

Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property - the rightful owners.

 

[entitled]

We all circled the wagons. The white people wouldn't let us into theirs, so we made our own.

 

[MissBri]

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.


Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.


Bart: [holding his own gun to his head] Nobody moves or the nigger gets it.

 

[entitled]

Candy gram for Mongo!

 

[Guest]

My favorite from Blazing Saddles -

Madeline Kahn as Lili Von Shtupp

Here I stand, the goddess of Desire, set men on fire,
I have this power,
morning, noon and night it's drink and dancing,
some quick romancing,
and then a shower,
stage door Johnnies constantly surround me,
they always hound me,
with one request,
who can satisfy their lustful habits,
I'm not a rabbit!
I need some re - est.

I'm tired,
sick and tired of love,
I've had my fill of love,
from below and above,
tired, tired of being admired,
tired of love uninspired,
let's face it,
I'm tired!

I've been with 1000's of men,
again and again,
they promise the moon,
they always coming and going,
going and coming,
and always too soon!
Right girls?

I'm tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a crying shame?
I'm so tired.

(spoken) God dammit I'm tired!
Hello cowboy, what's your name?
Tex ma'am.
Tex ma'am? Tell me Tex ma'am, are you in show business?
No.
We'll then why don't you get your frigging boots off the stage.
(singing) Ah ha ha ha he hu
Hello handsome, is that a 10 gallon hat? Or are you just enjoying the show?
Ah ha ah...
Oh Miss Lily, oh my baby, put it there baby, put it... (knee to groin) ohhhhh

I'm tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a crying shame,
I'm so tired

[Nazi soldiers]
she's tired
-she's tired
sick and tired of love
-give her a break
she's had her fill of love
-she's not a snake
from bellow and above
-can't you see she's sick?
tired
-she's bushed
tired of being admired
-let her alone
tired of love uninspired
-get off the phone
she's tired
-don't you know she's pooped?

I've been with 1000's of men,
again and again,
they sing the same toon,
the start with Byron and Shelley,
and jump on your belly,
and bust your ballon!
Oye!
tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a frigging shame,
I'm so...
let's face it,
everything below the waste is kaput!
Tired!

 

[MissBri]

 

[kendo1]

It was on two days ago over here. Wonderfully funny.
I heard that in the American version they dubbed over the farting scene with horses neighing.

 

[bholderman]

Taggart: Now if that don't beat all. Here we take the good time and trouble to slaughter every last Indian in the West, and for what? So we can appoint a sheriff that's blacker than any Indian. I AM depressed.
Lyle: Excuse me, Mr. Taggart, sir, but I sure do hate to see you like this. What if me and the boys was to shoot that nigger dead? Would that pep you up some?
Taggart: That might help...

 

[shereads]

A wed wose. How womantic.

 

[bholderman]

It was on two days ago over here. Wonderfully funny.
I heard that in the American version they dubbed over the farting scene with horses neighing.

The regular tv version, yeah they did, which is pretty amazing in this day and age.

 

[entitled]

It was on two days ago over here. Wonderfully funny.
I heard that in the American version they dubbed over the farting scene with horses neighing.

Only when shown on TV. Not on tape or DVD.