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This is a Faux News Update!
Attorney General John Ashcroft today announced startling new evidence of domestic terrorists having access to biological weapons within the United States.
A nationwide manhunt is underway at this hour for George "Uber Sparky" Sparkman, 35, of Sulphur Springs, Colorado. Sparkman, an unemployed porn actor , is believed to be in possession of a so-called "dirty bomb" capable of dispersing toxic fumes over internet message boards.
Sparkman was trained in biological warfare while serving in the Marine Corps in the 90s. A longtime friend remarked "He done always had the fascination with the gas. Got himself a biohazard tattoo on his ass, he did. He ain't been quite right, that old dependence on lima beans gonna do him in, yessir".
Gas mask sales in the vicinity of Literotica.com and beanaffecionados.com have reportedly skyrocketed.
Attorney General John Ashcroft today announced startling new evidence of domestic terrorists having access to biological weapons within the United States.
A nationwide manhunt is underway at this hour for George "Uber Sparky" Sparkman, 35, of Sulphur Springs, Colorado. Sparkman, an unemployed porn actor , is believed to be in possession of a so-called "dirty bomb" capable of dispersing toxic fumes over internet message boards.
Sparkman was trained in biological warfare while serving in the Marine Corps in the 90s. A longtime friend remarked "He done always had the fascination with the gas. Got himself a biohazard tattoo on his ass, he did. He ain't been quite right, that old dependence on lima beans gonna do him in, yessir".
Gas mask sales in the vicinity of Literotica.com and beanaffecionados.com have reportedly skyrocketed.
