Pantyhose...Grrrrrrrrrrr!

[Gil]

Are these things the modern day equivalent of the Chastity Belt or what?

I suppose I am a bit prejudicial because once during a romantic interlude, while attempting to chew out that iron seam in the crotch, I chipped a tooth.

Nevertheless, I think the damn things are NOT sexy and overall a pain in the ass (or are they designed specifically to prevent that?), tooth, whatever...

Comments? Pros and Cons? Similiar exeriences? Perspicacious insights are welcome!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Me, myself, I have to wear hose to work (keeps that professional thing going) I do however prefer a garter belt with thigh high hose. nowadays, they are making thigh high hose that stay up all on their own! (will wonders never cease) These seem to be alot easier to accomodate those "amorous men" while still giving you the polished professional look. And damn sexy I might add...a woman in thigh high stockings.

~Southern~

 

[Jade]

Nicole...Is it too late to add Gil to my list?

~Jade

 

[Shylady]

panty hose *shudder*
they are evil! no matter what you do one leg insists on twisting and cutting off your blood supply! And in hot weather just forget them. Avoid pantyhose at all costs! Run Run away from them!

 

[Havocman]

I have to agree with you Gil...modern day chastity belts...grrrrrrrrr

Personally I like the look of a ladies legs au natural. Smooth, silky skin rising from the ankle, over and around the knee, disappearing up beneath the hem of a short skirt....*head thrown back drooling* arghargh

That being said, I also like those thigh high stockings Southern was talking about as well, garter belt or self supporting style...mmmmmm mmmmmm goood

If Jade gets to add Gil, I wanna add Southern and Jade...Thigh highs and Nudie shows for deliverymen, definitely gotta add 'em both...hehehe

Havoc

 

[Guest]

Yes Gilly Boy, pantihose are evil. If a woman can't/won't go bare, then stockings (thigh highs or cute lil school girl knee highs) is the next choice.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Pantyhose - BAD!!

Thigh highs and garter belt - GOOD!!


ShyGuy

 

[Jenne64]

This might just be a culture thing but I hate the word pantyhose, yuk, gross, disgusting and that's just the word itself.

Here we call them Tights, a far more apt description if you ask me.

I also hate gaterbelt, it's a suspender belt! So much sexier don't you a agree.

And "hose" isn't that what firemen use to carry water to a fire?

For god sakes hand me my stockings and suspender belt NOW!!

Ok pet hate rant over-))

Jenne

 

[Shannon]

I agree with shy guy. I hate wearing pantyhose

 

[Havocman]

Originally posted by Tiggs:
Yes Gilly Boy, pantihose are evil. If a woman can't/won't go bare, then stockings (thigh highs or cute lil school girl knee highs) is the next choice.

Argggghhhh...how could I forget the cute lil school girl knee highs...mmmmmmmm...they go perfect with that short skirt I was speaking about earlier...Tiggsy babe, consider yourself added as well...

Havoc (who's list just keeps getting longer)

 

[SimplySouthern]

WTF? List? added? OK, so I'm new, but don't ya'll go adding me to any damn list when I dont know whats involved. There are some things even I won't do! If it's sexually related (please god let it be!) count me in for at least 5 days a week! *Giggle*

~Southern~

 

[Cg1369]

Pantyhose???????? arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Them dern things have been the cause of many frustrating moments, I would imagine. (not that I would know, being my usual sweet loveable virgin self) By the time you finally get the dern things off........ oh well..you fill in the rest lol

 

[Beebeeblue]

Stockings are a pain. I wore a pair recently to attend a service. Right afterwards they were off. OF course I took great pleasure in reminding my hubby that I had neglected to wear panties with them, and that under that long skirt... I was NEKKID!!!

 

[Bossy Aussie]

I never wear pantyhose, with a garter or not. I hate them. Not that I dress up often enough to ever even have to worry about that anyway.

BA

 

[Nobody Special]

Actually I personally like the "Bobby Socks" look better.

Panty hose and thigh highs I don't really care for. Now Panties of a veriety of colors shapes and sizes, now that will Grab my attention every time.

E

 

[Skitten]

I agree with everyone here panty hose are one of the most uncomfortable form of undergarmets us girls have had to endure in life. I know wear the thigh highs to sometimes with garder belt sometimes not but they are much better than the panty hose. Of course they are both out when it is hot outside.

 

[Golden]

pantyhose should be illegal. suspenders and stockings please.

mind you it is fun when Mrs G is in a dress and wears tights but no knickers to avoid the line,and you can see men and women wondering if she is completely naked under there ...

[This message has been edited by golden (edited 05-31-2000).]

 

[Magic Merlin]

Take it from someone who grew up with four sisters and a mother. Nothing more terrifying for a young boy that going to the bathroom in the early hours of the morning, half asleep, and feeling these wet slimy things wind their way around your neck, down your back and try and choke me. You would swear it was a slimy sea monster with many arms.

The sisters and mom would always wash them and then hang them in the bathroom to dry overnight...

Ohhh. I still get chills when I think of that...

Pantyhose................BAD

Anything else.............Better

[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 05-31-2000).]

 

[Ghost]

Originally posted by SimplySouthern:
And damn sexy I might add...a woman in thigh high stockings.

~Southern~

I couldn't agree more! Much better than either pantyhose or garter belts.

 

[Chatmic]

Yes, Gil, pantihose are the work of the DEVIL !!! or at the very least, the work of some deranged virgin nun that doesnt want anyone else to enjoy what she cant have. Or some old maid school marm that also feels the same...hahaha...
Here's a hint next time your love interest wears "pantyhose"....have her cut out the center area so your teeth dont get a bashing when you to to lashing.....
hey i am in apple valley too.

 

[Gil]

Chatmic,

I didn't notice your location before...I'll be go to hell! I think this may be a first on this BB. Anyway, Happy Trails to you...

 

[Chatmic]

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN..... but I am new to the AV area. Hey, Gil,....isnt this where the cows come to die???

 

[Gil]

Hey, I'm a bull so don't really know.

Hmmm....come to think of it, I have noticed a distinct shortage of bovine beauties in these here parts.

Where ya'll coming from, li'l Moo?

 

[Chatmic]

Just following the herd Gil....lil moo huh? well you can call me that from now on, it will be my lil pet name from my fellow AV...
Now, did you say you were full of Bull or you were a Bull?
Clarification is a good thing, or should make my own conclusion there?
But if my science serves me right, arent Gil's on a fish and not a bovine?
Just some questions to ponder there Gil.

 

[Angelique]

Hmmm...as I sift through all of the posts on how awful pantyhose are, I wonder if I'm alone in thinking that they're not all bad! Yes, they're a pain in the butt to wear, but I don't often wear them. I like to use 'em to tie my partner to the bedpost...sufficiently restrains, and doesn't leave a mark around their wrists or ankles.