Pants-Off Dance-Off

[Eilan]

Has anyone seen this show? It's on Fuse TV, if any of you get that channel.

Here's a brief description:

Fuse fans can escape reality and the local news by ogling the first dance and strip game show on TV. This show features all walks of life--young and old, men and women, fat and thin-- shedding their clothes down to their skivvies while dancing to popular music videos for the chance to win bragging rights and some hard earned cash. fuse encourages viewers to vote online or via text, Tuesday through Friday, to pick their favorite nakeddancer to make the cut, and the potential for their comments to appear on-air. Each night a new contestant will win the opportunity to go head to head on Saturday’s official “pants-off” to be crowned the week’s Pants-Off Dance-Off winner.

My husband discovered it a couple of weeks ago, and the other night I watched it for the first time. It's, um, interesting.

 

[silverwhisper]

i gotta say, i'm not sure that's something i need to see.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

if they have a marathon run of this show i'll probably watch it... but since i missed the first episode(s) i'll just have to wait 'til then. i hate starting a series in the middle... there's too much missing information.

 

[Eilan]

if they have a marathon run of this show i'll probably watch it... but since i missed the first episode(s) i'll just have to wait 'til then. i hate starting a series in the middle... there's too much missing information.

Click on the link and see what you missed, though if you have dial-up, it's an exercise in futility.

I'm not sure how much money I'd have to be paid to show the world that I have no rhythm.

 

[EJFan]

I'm not sure how much money I'd have to be paid to show the world that I have no rhythm.

probably a lot less than i'd make by taking payments to NOT dance.

 

[Eilan]

I'm laughing my ass off at the show's message boards. Everyone's bitching about how the naughty bits are blurred out. People are led to believe that the uncensored versions of the stripteases will be shown on the website, but they're not. I gotta admit that I was curious about it, but not surprised or disappointed to find out that there was a bit of false advertising going on.

Geez, go look at some porn already and shut the fuck up!

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

Now when is this on again?

 

[Guest]

 

[wrathofkublakhan]

It's so bad it's good.

Bad dancing, bad stripping -- it deserves to be on some back water cable channel ... and yet, I find myself watching and laughing, entertained.

 

[Eilan]

It's so bad it's good.

Bad dancing, bad stripping -- it deserves to be on some back water cable channel ... and yet, I find myself watching and laughing, entertained.

I almost broke the chains on the ceiling fan imitating one dude. I looked a lot worse than he did, though.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I almost broke the chains on the ceiling fan imitating one dude. I looked a lot worse than he did, though.

OK, there's NO WAY you can make a statement like that without further ellaboration! At least not with the way MY mind is racing right now.

 

[Eilan]

OK, there's NO WAY you can make a statement like that without further ellaboration! At least not with the way MY mind is racing right now.

No, it was really, really bad.

Some dude was doing this weird windmill thing with his arms, and I said to my husband, "Hey! I can do that!" So I did. Kinda. Sorta.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

I could be wrong, but my guess is TBK was looking for more info relating to the 'chains'

Not that kinda chain. More like the kind you, um, yank.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

Oh. The ones you yank to, uh, turn it on?

Oh, my.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Thank's Scally, that's beautiful! I'll keep settin them up there and you just keep spikin em down!

That story does make me think back to an event that happened recently. I'm not even sure I remember the full details, all I know is that things were getting a little wild one night and for some reason I stood up on the bed. Ever taken a ceiling fan blade to the temple at high speed mid coitus? Talk about a mood killer!

 

[EJFan]

That story does make me think back to an event that happened recently. I'm not even sure I remember the full details, all I know is that things were getting a little wild one night and for some reason I stood up on the bed. Ever taken a ceiling fan blade to the temple at high speed mid coitus? Talk about a mood killer!

and THIS reminds me of a girl i used to work with. she had to uninstall/remove the ceiling fan from her bedroom... it kept tearing the heels off her shoes.

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

Oh. The ones you yank to, uh, turn it on?

Chains turn Yank on?

Still waters and all that.

 

[midwestyankee]

Thank's Scally, that's beautiful! I'll keep settin them up there and you just keep spikin em down!

That story does make me think back to an event that happened recently. I'm not even sure I remember the full details, all I know is that things were getting a little wild one night and for some reason I stood up on the bed. Ever taken a ceiling fan blade to the temple at high speed mid coitus? Talk about a mood killer!

You stood up in "mid coitus" and took a hit from a ceiling fan? This boast belongs in the "My cock is so big" thread.

 

[Quoll]

You stood up in "mid coitus" and took a hit from a ceiling fan? This boast belongs in the "My cock is so big" thread.

I was thinking it deserved it's own thread, the "Ever... ?" thread.
Ever put your back out when you jump off of the wardrobe?

 

[Guest]