Pan, where have you been? Please return soon.

[modest mouse]

Hey man,

Its been a long time since I spoke with you or saw you around, hope all is well. Too much sex to post, perhaps?

This board and, more to the point, I could use your wit and insight.

 

[modest mouse]

See, you magnificient bastard....

I loved you when you were just a fledgling goat.

"You've lost that loving feeling!"

 

[Pan718]

Dear Brother Mouse,

Thangs sure has bin quite here at home, what with you gone and Mom dead. Please rite if you git work.

Yore luving bruther,
Pan

 

[modest mouse]

.... fuw weaks latr ....

oh bruthr,

The munny is ading up in my suop can. Wurkin at the mil is good. City folks are to buzy + talk so fasts.

Sea u and Pa in the spring

how is me hog doin?

brothr,
mouse

 

[Pan718]

I shore hait to be the one to tell you but yore hog is gotten sweet on me. And the dang truth is I want her too.

Sorry to brake it to you this way but she needs somone to help her git over you bein gone.

Sum TV statshun crew is here to talk about it. Jeremy Spranger they said.

Regretfull,
Pan

 

[Rambling Rose]

Ewe boyz has gone offa the deep end o' the trowf. Eye iz fearful worried fer yer sanitee. Dat hawg is one ugly thang! Why donchu wanna poke it in me instid?

Missing ewe,
Sista Rose

 

[Pan718]

Sheesh, sis!
I don't wanna hurt yore feelins, but wheen you growed up havin yore fill it you start to want some strange! We been pokin you sinse we wuz kids an all. An yore reel good! But i jes feel the nede to expan my sexyuhl horizons.

Brother Pan
Who'd fight any man that sez a wurd agin ya sis!

 

[MaddyBaby]

*dials up Pan's house and talks at him* Hey you ain't meh brutha.... I just fond tat out... tank god cuse i'm pregnent....


Hahaha...

 

[lavender]

 

[kotori]

Perhaps he pied-piped the rodent boy away with him.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

I know, foxy, I was quite excited for a second.

 

[modest mouse]

MIA again.

Maybe she pressed charges this time.