PADDY O'LIMMERICK'S POETRY PALACE

[Womanlover]

Come here one and all lad's 'n' lassies 'n' those who be both............come here and contribute have a rhyme but you need no reason! Here's a fine example fer ya!

WONDER MUFFIN

Killer Muffin's a muffin of wonder,
never makes a grammatical blunder,
while she edits and teaches,
she tickles her peach with
a long and thick bumpy cuccumber!

On the crest of orgasms she lingers,
while she edits the drivel of swingers,
she can wiggle her toes for some pervy she knows,
while she fondles a mouse with her fingers!!!

Pretty good eh?
Pretty good huh? (Amarican translation of the above phrase)

Now...........it's YOUR TIME TO RHYME!!!

 

[Strange Girl]

Do you know who's the first irishman to come out in the spring? Paddy O'Fernitcher. (rimshot)

There once was a young lass named Lewinsky,
Who could play the flute like Stravinsky,
She played "Hail to the Chief",
On that woodwind of beef,
And stole the front page from Kyzynski.

 

[Womanlover]

LMAO!!!!! **** four stars to Strange Girl!!!! and kisses from Paddy!!!

 

[CreamyLady]

A lady named Shila, oh dear;
Wallpapered posts far and near.
Yes, she was blamed, and
Her ass was well flamed
But she'll keep right on posting, I fear.

I'm a little punchy today . . .

 

[Naked Hunny]

Uh CL you only have 7 posts till 1000 did you pick a new title yet?

 

[CreamyLady]

Uh CL you only have 7 posts till 1000 did you pick a new title yet?

Yes.

 

[Naked Hunny]

You go girlie i was running around with 5 posts to go screaming someone help me!!

 

[Womanlover]

GREAT STUFF CREAMYLADY.........PADDY LICKS YOU AND AWARDS YOU **** FOUR STARS!!!

 

[CreamyLady]

It seems I've a weakness for men.
If they're Irish, it's more than a yen;
They can be Thai or Chinese;
Scots, Persian, Javanese --
I'd roll with each one, in the fen.

 

[Womanlover]

Oh Creamy I'm really a Swede,
but on mother's half guess what, I'm tweed!
Half Viking, half Celt,
and now that it's telt,
would ya roll in the hay with me pleaaaaaase!!!

 

[Alyrahh]

Oh, I'm gonna regret this

Okay, Poetry is not my forte...


I'm working so hard on an erotic story
Sitting typing, nude in my glory.
To produce quality tales in the style desired
Getting oneself excited is certainly required.

Pouring it out, blood, sweat, and tears
Building until the conclusion nears.
Hot and Steamy the words they do flow
I open my blinds giving the neighbors a show.

My tiring fingers furiously work
My nipples seem to perpetually perk
Wishing for a man, there, between my knees
Instead all I'm getting are slippery keys.

 

[Siren]

OK, HERE IS ONE

 

[Strange Girl]

Good one, Siren.

I have a limerick that's sooooo filthy,.....nah, better not.

 

[Womanlover]

Yay for Aly and Siren!!!!! BOTH ARE GIVEN THE FAMOUS

**** FOUR STARS!!!!!!!!

*Paddy's head is between Aly's soft, parted, thighs, giving rewarding, luscious tongue licks while tweaking those stiff nipples*

 

[Alyrahh]

Oh, oh, oh.. now I'm definitely feeling the love!

Mmm Paddy, a little to the left

 

[Womanlover]

hell

Good one, Siren.

I have a limerick that's sooooo filthy,.....nah, better not.

*waving arms like a lunatic hell screams*

WHY ARE YOU NOT SUBMIT IT........YOU STUPID BITCH........WHATS A MATTER!!!!! i want to seeing it......and why does it turn you on???????

 

[Samuari]

I have a limerick that's sooooo filthy,.....nah, better not.

If its that filthy, where better? Tell you what, I'll give five clams. Can you be bribed?

 

[Strange Girl]

There once was a young....It'll end the thread, can't do it.

 

[Siren]

Come on, give us the limerck....

 

[Bushido71XS]

Re: Come on, give us the limerck....

Dont be shy, this is an erotic adult web site for chrissakes, what do you think you could say that is too shocking and too dirty?

geeze.

SIREN
____________________________________________________________
~~~JUST SHARE THE FUCKING LIMERICK ALREADY, SHIT GIRL DONT BE SUCH A DAMN PUSSY WOOSIE~~~

YEAH, what she said.

 

[Skibum]

This is an old one, and not even mine.

There was a young man from Boston,
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass,
and a gallon of gas,
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

 

[ianhambone]

my own limerick

I made this up myself:

There once was a man from Capris
In his ways he was completely free
Instead of underwear
He wore nothing down there
Which is why he now drives Le Grande Prix

I am with all you other perverts...I want to see Strange Woman's dirty submission!

 

[Samuari]

Found this floating arround cyber space!


There was a young girl from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it too!"

 

[Womanlover]

*ALL LITEROTICA MEMBERS CHANTING AND CLAPPING*

STRANGE GIRL! STRANGE GIRL! LIMMRICK! LIMMRICK!



[Edited by Womanlover on 09-16-2000 at 09:22 AM]

 

[Strange Girl]

Alright, alright then. Forgive me for this one:

There once was a young man of girth,
He was the baddest motherfucker on earth,
He buttfucked his brother,
And rat-fucked his mother,
And ate his sister's afterbirth