Oxymorons!

[Always]

i love them! post some!

jumbo shrimp
mature male
military intelligence
light black (my friend elixabeth used this in our RP and i just snickered)
permanent ink remover (courtesy of otousan)


give me more! *moans it with a wicked grin*

 

[mfucker]

mature male

lol....

 

[Savage Kitten]

me

Savage Kitten

 

[bluntforcemama]

Heck, I know some people that are walking oxymorons.. like intelligent twinkies.

 

[scylis]

and like me!
i'm an oxymoron!

 

[Savage Kitten]

LOL!

Heck, I know some people that are walking oxymorons.. like intelligent twinkies.

no fair! i already said I was one hahaha

actually.. i was referring to my nick.. it's the main reason I came up with this nick... cause it is an oxymoron

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: LOL!

no fair! i already said I was one hahaha

actually.. i was referring to my nick.. it's the main reason I came up with this nick... cause it is an oxymoron

And it does indeed fit that decription. Are you going to scratch my eyes out now with those new-kitten, extra sharp claws?

 

[Always]

*chuckles* Savage Kitten.. i see it....


hey scylis, Freelance Assassin huh? could i get you to do a job fer me? *snicker*


Myst.... you are an enigma... not an oxymoron...


why is it called an oxymoron anyway?

 

[Savage Kitten]

nahhhhhhhh they are already such a pretty shade of red.. i could just shiver!

 

[scylis]

hey scylis, Freelance Assassin huh? could i get you to do a job fer me? *snicker*

lemmie guess. you want me to "do" you again.. well, ok...
*puts on some latex gloves*
if you insist..

 

[Always]

*rolls eyes and throws a twenty-sided die at scylis* cork it buddy boy.

just remember, don't advertise unless you're putting out.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Don't forget the HCl this time, okay? That last body wasn't completely dissolved.

 

[scylis]

the contract specifically ASKED for that!

sheeeesh

rookies... *grumbles*

 

[bluntforcemama]

And you follow the contract? You're not a good assassin if you leave a paper trail behind. Fuck the hired, they're not the ones doing the hit.

 

[rambling man]

not an oxymoron, but parking on a driveway and driving on a parkway drove a friend of mine from france nuts when she came over here

 

[scylis]

i don't handle the actual contract stuff! the only other person i trust explicitly handles that, and the contract in question called for it to look like an industrial accident! and that's what it looked like!

and you can't just "fuck the hired" b/c then no one trusts you and you don't get any contracts. i've worked hard on my reputation, and i have a reputation for doing what is asked and getting results.

you don't stay in the business as long as i have by being sloppy.

 

[registered "^^"]

hmmmmmmm

cold as hell

 

[scylis]

the noble coward

 

[Darowyn]

In the days when buses had conductors to sell tickets, I heard one encourage a passenger who was taking his time leaving the bus use the phrase, "Come on, Get off!"