superindierockgod
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- Joined
- Sep 2, 2000
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Hey there girls...and I do mean actual women, I'm not into that whole "hey this is the year two thousand so it's all cool man, gender is so nineties" bullshit. It matters, man! Okay...sorry. Anywho, this is a ritual I perform on pretty much any little social bulletin board or personals area I wander into out of depression or boredom or whatever...I post my impossible ot live up to ideals of the ubermate. So, here you go: my dreamgirl would be cute, busty, asian or darkhaired, not too overweight or too thin (though there is a tolerable level of "zoftigness"), wear glasses, either wear casual or nifty indie rocker chick pseudoretro clothes that shows her cleavage (cuz, dammit...I'm a breast man...and ass man...and...nevermind), and not be a total midget in comparison to me (cuz I'm 6'3"). Outside of appearance, she should have an appreciation of or at least amused tolerance for anime, animation, bad scifi/fantasy, good scifi/fantasy, toys (nonsexual, in this instance), videogames, zines, COMIX, indie rock, progressive leftist liberal politics, semiatheism, hanging out with friends, seeing movies, and letting me dress her up as Batgirl (uh, that part was a joke...heh). This girl should be between the ages of 18 and 30, have a powerful and adventurous sexual appetite, be a social drinker amd potsmoker (if at all), and a non cigarette smoker. I know she doesn't exist...and that's not really the point. HIt about 60 to 70 percent of these things would be good...still unreasonable but good. Anyway. Tchuss for now, girls!
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