Overheard in the toy department...

[Weird Harold]

"Yes dear, that doll does have boobies. Now be quiet please," said the young mother to the child in the shopping cart.

(She said it much louder than the child's original comment.)

 

[RisiaSkye]

Why do you never hear anyone saying "No, dear, that doll doesn't have a wee-wee. None of them do."? And we wonder why boys aren't more interested in dolls? They're afraid someone will take aways theirs, too.

Was it a boy or girl child ?

 

[Weird Harold]

Was it a boy or girl child ?

I don't know. Age about 18-24 months, gender neutral clothes, hood up on the jacket.

What tickled me the most, was the mother's attempt to be calm and rational while she obviously wanted to hide under the cart.

 

[Skitten]

Kids always say the darnest things at the worst possible moments, but it all goes with the territory. Just kinda laugh and move on otherwise they will think they did something wrong. And they didn't they are just being their innoncent little tikes that they are.

 

[Skibum]

I remember back when my kids were all interested in the He-Man toys, and one of the figures was "Teela, Warrior Goddess". I saw a little boy with his very PC mother looking at the toy. She firmly and loudly informed the kid "That doll is sexist!"

She was right of course, but she got the attention of everyone in the toy department.

 

[Latina]

Little girl of about age 8, very loudly in a grocery store, about five years ago: "DAAA-DDDY! DAAA-DDDYYY! What does MASTURBATE mean?"

-- Latina

 

[Slut_boy]

Harold, this is a true story .....

I once heard about a couple that went to a ceramic tile and bathroom store. Mommy and daddy were looking around at stuff and their toddler had wandered off for a while. Anyway, the kid comes back a little later and proud as can be tells them that he made a "poo" in one of the toilets (on display).

Now those are parents that wanted to get the hell out of there as quickly as possible.

 

[roosterboy]

I was at church tending to one of my cousins during a rather lengthy prayer, when he decided to look at his new watch and announce to the congregation "that old guy has been up there for 10 minutes"!

Got'a love 'em!!

Rooster-

 

[Dirk13]

hey...it depends on what kind of doll it is