Over 100k!

[LadyJeanne]

So I added up all my story/poetry views just now (yeah, so maybe I'm a little drubnk)...



...I have over 100,000 views!

Long live smut!

 

[Guest]

So I added up all my story/poetry views just now (yeah, so maybe I'm a little drubnk)...



...I have over 100,000 views!

Long live smut!

Yeah, smut!

And congratulations!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Yeah, smut!

And congratulations!

I'm doing my happy nana dance and twirling my nipple tassles. Trying to anyway.

 

[cloudy]

Honestly, I've never thought to add it up until now.

153,807 views.

That's kinda humbling.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm too drunk to add mine up (and I just pulled 6 submissions) but twirl those tassles LadyJ!

 

[cantdog]

We are such egoists.

I like us, though.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Honestly, I've never thought to add it up until now.

153,807 views.

That's kinda humbling.

Humbling in the, "Wow, all those people read my stuff" way?

I do wonder if I really had anything worthwhile to say to them...

 

[cloudy]

Humbling in the, "Wow, all those people read my stuff" way?

yes.

 

[carsonshepherd]

We are such egoists.

I like us, though.

Cantdog, don't you think writing is the most humble and also the most egotistical of endeavors? we write for ourselves, and yet we want someone to read our words or we would not even bother posting them on a website such as this.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I'm too drunk to add mine up (and I just pulled 6 submissions) but twirl those tassles LadyJ!

Twirling my tassles
Telling you I'm twirling them.
Telling me how you want me to twirl.

 

[LadyJeanne]

We are such egoists.

I like us, though.

I just like spreading my smut around.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Twirling my tassles
Telling you I'm twirling them.
Telling me how you want me to twirl.

Roasting my chicken.
Telling you how I am roasting it.
Asking you how you like your chicken roasted.

 

[cantdog]

Cantdog, don't you think writing is the most humble and also the most egotistical of endeavors? we write for ourselves, and yet we want someone to read our words or we would not even bother posting them on a website such as this.

Nothing corrupts a person more deeply than writing a book. The myriad temptations! Just overwhelming.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Nothing corrupts a person more deeply than writing a book. The myriad temptations! Just overwhelming.

But there is also the escetic lifestyle....

oh who the hell am I kidding, I'll just have another beer.

 

[cantdog]

And you quote Ochs in your sig, too. *sigh*

Makes me wish I wasn't so straight...

 

[LadyJeanne]

Roasting my chicken.
Telling you how I am roasting it.
Asking you how you like your chicken roasted.

*wine spew all over the roasting chicken*


You watch, open mouthed in the mirror, as your chicken goes up in flames.

 

[carsonshepherd]

And you quote Ochs in your sig, too. *sigh*

Call it "Peace" or call it "Treason,"
Call it "Love" or call it "Reason,"
But I ain't marchin' any more.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*wine spew all over the roasting chicken*


You watch, open mouthed in the mirror, as your chicken goes up in flames.

You will tell me of your need for chicken. *nods*

 

[LadyJeanne]

You will tell me of your need for chicken. *nods*

You will bone my chicken.
You will tell me you are boning it.
You will serve it on a plate sprinkled with parsely.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You will bone my chicken.
You will tell me you are boning it.
You will serve it on a plate sprinkled with parsely.

I will sprinkle your chicken.
You will tell me I am sprinkling it too heavily.
I will scrape off the excess and serve it on a clean plate.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I will sprinkle your chicken.
You will tell me I am sprinkling it too heavily.
I will scrape off the excess and serve it on a clean plate.

What I would not give to have you leaning over me,
with me sitting at the table and having those
magnificent chicken breasts for my taste and pleasure.

 

[Guest]

I'm doing my happy nana dance and twirling my nipple tassles. Trying to anyway.

I wanna see pics of that.

 

[yui]

I wanna see pics of that.

She's going to put tassels on her breasts and post a picture ... but it will probably be her boned chicken breasts ...

 

[rgraham666]

So I added up all my story/poetry views just now (yeah, so maybe I'm a little drubnk)...



...I have over 100,000 views!

Long live smut!

And I'm not there to take advantage of it.

This piqued my curiosity. So I added up my views.

274,173.

Not bad.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I about fell over the other day when I was looking at my (alt's) submissions. One of the incest stories had over 400 votes.