pantyhose fun
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So here it is, Friday afternoon, and I'm at lunch with a couple of coworkers (who don't know I wear pantyhose). Two guys and one woman, and me all sit down to eat at Ruby Tuesday's and the waitress takes our orders. I head to the bathroom to wash my hands before lunch, and when I get back to the table I see one of my ex-girlfriends talking my female coworker.
I sit down and say "hi" to my ex, and she looks me dead in the eyes and said "you still wear pantyhose?" - - I ALMOST DIED!! She continued, to tell all three of my coworkers that I'm a freak that likes to wear pantyhose and she tells of several other sex habits like the fact I "must be a f@ggot" because I swallow my own cum and she broke-up with me because I'm a sick perverted freak. She also said that after she dumped me two years ago, she told everybody she knew about my pantyhose fetish and that I would masturbate two or three times a day, and I had a collection of pantyhose and that I like having vibrators in my ass like some kind of "sick f@ggot".
I said "nice to see you've moved on" and wished her a good afternoon. She got all pissy looking and left our table.
You can imagine the looks on my coworkers faces!!
Lunch was kinda quiet for a couple of minutes, so I broke the ice and explained that she was not the one that dumped me, I dumped her because she was pressuring me to get married and I didn't want to marry. Then to keep things flowing I told them that I'm not a crossdresser but I do like wearing pantyhose and, no, it doesn't make me gay. One of the guys chimed in with a swallowing cum is gay comment, and I asked him if he ever at pussy after he came, and he said "no fucking way" and I asked him if he ever kissed his wife after she gave him a bj, and he said "yes" but that's not the same. I said "its called a snowball" - when she kisses you, she was feeding your cum back to you. He said "bullshit, that's gross".
My female coworker asked what brand I wear, and I said that there are several men's pantyhose brands like Fred, Collanto, Comfilon and others but that I have worn women's pantyhose as well. The male coworkers were speechless and just looked at their food and ate. She asked me how I know what size to wear, I told her the packages have the sizes on them, and I wear a queen size in women's or an xl in men's.
One of the guys said "that b!tch is dangerous". I said, "yes" she is, but who would believe a raving psycho hell-bent on forcing some guy into marriage.
Well, I'm back at work, and my female coworker came over to me and said she was sorry about lunch and didn't know "we" used to date. I told her it was no big deal. Then she said something that floored me - she said she loves when her husband goes down on her after he cums!!!
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I sit down and say "hi" to my ex, and she looks me dead in the eyes and said "you still wear pantyhose?" - - I ALMOST DIED!! She continued, to tell all three of my coworkers that I'm a freak that likes to wear pantyhose and she tells of several other sex habits like the fact I "must be a f@ggot" because I swallow my own cum and she broke-up with me because I'm a sick perverted freak. She also said that after she dumped me two years ago, she told everybody she knew about my pantyhose fetish and that I would masturbate two or three times a day, and I had a collection of pantyhose and that I like having vibrators in my ass like some kind of "sick f@ggot".
I said "nice to see you've moved on" and wished her a good afternoon. She got all pissy looking and left our table.
You can imagine the looks on my coworkers faces!!
Lunch was kinda quiet for a couple of minutes, so I broke the ice and explained that she was not the one that dumped me, I dumped her because she was pressuring me to get married and I didn't want to marry. Then to keep things flowing I told them that I'm not a crossdresser but I do like wearing pantyhose and, no, it doesn't make me gay. One of the guys chimed in with a swallowing cum is gay comment, and I asked him if he ever at pussy after he came, and he said "no fucking way" and I asked him if he ever kissed his wife after she gave him a bj, and he said "yes" but that's not the same. I said "its called a snowball" - when she kisses you, she was feeding your cum back to you. He said "bullshit, that's gross".
My female coworker asked what brand I wear, and I said that there are several men's pantyhose brands like Fred, Collanto, Comfilon and others but that I have worn women's pantyhose as well. The male coworkers were speechless and just looked at their food and ate. She asked me how I know what size to wear, I told her the packages have the sizes on them, and I wear a queen size in women's or an xl in men's.
One of the guys said "that b!tch is dangerous". I said, "yes" she is, but who would believe a raving psycho hell-bent on forcing some guy into marriage.
Well, I'm back at work, and my female coworker came over to me and said she was sorry about lunch and didn't know "we" used to date. I told her it was no big deal. Then she said something that floored me - she said she loves when her husband goes down on her after he cums!!!
http://luxelegwear.com/images/comiflon%20sheer%20to%20waist.jpghttp://www.momscreampie.com/t1/pps=me123/prev/michelle/top02.jpg
