Out On A Limerick

[biggbear8]

these are someof the limericks I have done to make my friends laugh I hope you like them and I f you have any to share please put them in here

out on a limerick
making them quick
your name could be here
if your close enough my dear
yours could even be about a flick

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie a wanton woman lived in Quimley
admonished for not acting primly,
Answered: "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an attractive facsimile."

Sterling pretending to be a violinist from Rio
Was making love to a lady named Cleo.
As she slipped off her silk panties
He said, those are real danties,
then starting singing allegro con brio!"

Kayte is a lady from the city of Kelly
liked to make love belly to belly,
For in her hast,
she used library paste
Instead of the petroleum jelly

Sueannincon a woman whose frigidity
bordered on cataleptic rigidity,
Till you gave her a drink,
When she quickly would sink
In a state of accommodating liquidity

From inside bear;s cozy den
she sucked off bear in his garden
I said, I want to know
Where does my cum goes?
She swallowed and said, "Beg your pardon?

 

[done_got_old]

There was a young lady named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cocksucker,
Said, "Don't blow out your lips
Like an elephant's hips;
The boys like it best when you pucker."

 

[biggbear8]

There was a young lady named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cocksucker,
Said, "Don't blow out your lips
Like an elephant's hips;
The boys like it best when you pucker."

great limerick DGO

DGO is a limerick writer I see
her humor is as funny as can be
I hope to see more
to even some score
and walk away laughing with you and me

 

[cookiejar]

Bear...


Bear is truly a limerick master
But as a singer he is a disaster
cause out of his throat
there came a high note
That broke windows and cracked plaster

 

[cookiejar]

Active_Elroy


Mr. Elroy is in kind of a bind
He needs a lady who's blind
cause his dick's a stub
he'll just have to rub
Until he finds a lady who don't mind

 

[cookiejar]

Sueanninct


Our Sue she likes her cigar
By her bed there is a full jar
a good Panatella
is better than a fella
Just look at the boxes in her car

 

[biggbear8]

bootgrrl

bootgrrl love the thigh high boot
and when she wears then the men do scoot
they are fill of desire
and never tire
even if she toots

now they are on their knees
just trying to please
after they take off her boots
they rise up and kiss her bound loot
and gives them a gently squeeze


lol hope you like them and have fun

 

[biggbear8]

elizabeth

Elizabeth dressed to the nines
was going out feeling just fine
The man she found
turned out to be very sound
as he ordered a fine wine

Elizabeth was quite nimble
as she played with a thimble
along came a young man with a plant
and a bulge in his pants
and she stripped making him tremble

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie

Cookie has a lot of wit
ask if she should swallow or spit
when the time cums
just slap my bum
and see what you get

Cookie with her body so fit and trim
has all the men lined to the brim
with just her smile
they all swim the Nile
and the line grew slim

 

[biggbear8]

Baby cake

the young men chase after babycake
trying to get her recipe to raise their snake
she said with a sigh
and pulled her top high
this is all it will take


babycake has found an older man sort of fit
and he’s showing all the fun she can get
she gets down on her knees
he gasps pull it out please
then slides it between her tits

 

[biggbear8]

done got old

DGO wants only older dude
said sorry younger guys not to be rude
Im through teaching sex ed
I need a real man in bed
cause Im not a prude

DGO likes dicks long and slick
so the slide in quite quick
she’ll ride on top
on the bottom or with a crop
till she renders him a soft dick

 

[biggbear8]

ABM

ABM is a young stud
he does stammer like Elmer Fudd
he licks her quim
because he cant swim
then he cums he’s no dud

ABM shudders while he studies his work
cause they a lady spanking his pud with a jerk
she hits her head with a thud
when inside her slides his bud
and she says wow a job with perks

 

[biggbear8]

MS

Mr Elroy so it seems
as he says with a beam
my hung like a tree
but as she looked it was a stump you see
oopppppppps had to trim it for the team

ms was at a dance
around him a lady pranced
he was full of joy
as her played with her toy

then he tried to shove in his lance

 

[biggbear8]

Michael

Michael a man so sweet you’ll ever find
writes poems of another kind
they make the ladies wet
but not with sweat
and their orgasms makes them blind

Michael at the pool sipping on a drink
along came Elizabeth and she dove into the brink
soon he followed
and a lot of water he swallowed
which made him sink

 

[biggbear8]

Elizabeth

Elizabeth gave him mouth to mouth at the top
then he reached around kissing her and wouldn’t stop
she said your such a tease
he laughed saying I aim to please
away to the cabana they did hop

 

[biggbear8]

RAIN

Rain a lady so fine and dandy
sucked men like wine and candy
she gives instructions first class
to all the other little lass’s
making them all randy

Rain is a lady I admire
and I also desire
her body is so perky
makes my body jerky
lovin is what I require

 

[sueanninct]

You guys are so bad!!

 

[biggbear8]

sterling

Sterling loves to tease
and nipples he loves to squeeze
he love them large or small
his women short or tall
inspecting nipples doesn’t make him a sleaze


To sterling titties are toys
and to get women to bare them he has a ploy
its their nipples he wants hard
and he has pictures of them like a baseball card
and he makes no noise

 

[biggbear8]

Sue a lady who likes tweety
but not men named petey
says the bird is so cute
you never have to woory about its flute
and thats why tweety's a sweety

now Sue loves a bedtime story
but nothing gory
she loves it erotic and hot
she lets her fimgers trot
as she explodes in all her glory

 

[biggbear8]

You guys are so bad!!

yea but you love me that way

 

[sweetie_sultry_sub]

BigBear may I say that I love your quotes Sir.

 

[biggbear8]

1sexylady

sexylady is foxy and tall
she loves to really have a ball
doesn't care if its long or short
just as long as it fills her port
and doesn't stall

She wraps her arms and legs around your waist
and starts to bounce with out any haste
digging her heels into your ass
riding you first class
then says I want a taste

 

[sweetie_sultry_sub]

1sexylady

sexylady is foxy and tall
she loves to really have a ball
doesn't care if its long or short
just as long as it fills her port
and doesn't stall

She wraps her arms and legs around your waist
and starts to bounce with out any haste
digging her heels into your ass
riding you first class
then says I want a taste

WOW,, can I have a smoke now? lol

 

[biggbear8]

BigBear may I say that I love your quotes Sir.

which one sweetie Im glad you like them one I did pn my own the other is a quote but there was no author for it but I liked it and believe in it
a man who loves you will not make you cry