Out of His League

[Stranger34]

Out of his League
VirginMale

What the hell is wrong with me? Why can't I talk to girls in the same way as I do to my friends? As soon as I see anyone I fancy, I start to stutter uncontrollably and my face turns all red. It's SO embarassing! I know my job as a computer programmer isn't sexy, my friends have all told me I look a geek in these glasses, someone even told me I was good-looking without them, maybe I should get rid of them.
The trouble is, when I'm talking to a girl, or trying to, my mouth is trying to stutter out pleasantries, while my mind is imagining all sorts of filthy perverted disgusting things I want to be doing with them, I'm sure girls can just read my mind!!
I know girls don't like those sorts of things, they like to be treated respectfully, they don't want some guy stuttering out his dirty fantasies
ohhh yes let me slide my big hard cock between your big soft titties let me squirt my seed all over your face neck tits let me spank you till you beg for mercy rub my cock all over your ass cheeks squirt down your throat ride my cock like a cowgirl
See what I mean? and that's just the start........there are other things that are too dirty for me even to mention on here.
Another thing, I think most girls are out of my league anyway, maybe I should just stay away from them. Well - I'm going to a bar tonight, some of my friends wil be there, I'm just going to try and have a good time with them. No girls.


OOC: there's another post to follow this!
oh and sorry this thread is a closed one with Delicious Maiden.......don't know how to register that on the board!

 

[Stranger34]

hot girl!

I don't believe it - here I am in this bar, it's very crowded, I'm trying to get a drink, people keep barging me - what the hell is going on?? Think I'll just tell this guy to get lost -

*I turn around, to be confronted with a girl of absolutely stunning beauty. Shoulder-length dark hair, gorgeous dark, almost black eyes, a skimpy red top and these simply luscious big hooters bursting out of that dress dear god*

I try to keep calm. This girl is just SOOOOO out of my league it's not even worth thinking about.
"uhhhh...I'm, uhm, sorry, I, was just - just - trying to get some sp-space" I stammer, turning around again. "W - would you like some r -room?"

 

[anne83]

Hello I haven't been here before do you fancy some company

 

[Stranger34]

hi anne! thanks for posting, I know you're new here - this is what's called a closed thread, that's just for myself and a girl called Delicious Maiden *S*
If you want to roleplay, check out my other thread, called Heaven's Gate - looking for naughty angels to join! *grin*
Otherwise you can always PM me if you want some help finding your way around *S*

Stranger

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

 

[Stranger34]

I stand there for a moment, my mouth open in disbelief.
Did that girl just ask me to sit with her??
I watch her move away towards the empty seats, but I just can't move.
This is a wind-up, isn't it? She's had a bet with her mates to see if she can make a fool of the nerdy one. Or she's going to say she fancies my mate - well hang on a minute, it can't be that, your mates aren't even here yet. no, she's going to make a fool out of me. Well i won't have it.
Now she's beckoning me to come and sit with her.............I don't believe it! She must really be determined to make me look stupid! Well, what the hell, I don't care. And if she isn't, you'd never forgive yourself..........


I move as if in a trance, carrying the two drinks. When I arrive at the table she makes a space for me, and I can't help but see how her breasts slide around under her dress jesus is she wearing a bra god id love to see get my hands on
NO!
You;re going to try to be normal, have a normal conversation.

"Ermmmm........I....er.....w-what's your name?" I manage to stammer.

jesus this just doesn't get any easier does it? Any minute now she's going to start laughing, I suppose the only consolation is if she does that I'll get to see her tits jiggle GOD you are such a nerd stop thinking about her tits for one second and listen to what she;s saying

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

 

[Stranger34]

I look at her extended hand almost diwbelievingly. Finally I take courage and shake it, it feels cool and smooth, somehow i imagine the rest of her body would feel just the same..and God what a lovely name........Nadia........beautiful, exotic, sexual.........just like her face.....and her body god what a body she mut be able to tell what I'm thinking stop

"Ermmm.......my name's W - Will. Very English name. Not like yours," I manage to blurt out.

What is this girl doing talking to me? She must have a boyfriend. Maybe she's trying to make him jealous - I look around, but apart from a couple of envious male glances (which I take note of not without satisfaction) no-one seems to be paying us much attention.

"D -don't you have any friends? I mean, aren't you with any friends tonight?" I manage to ask.

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

 

[Stranger34]

God......she's taking me into her confidence..........maybe she does like me.........and the way she leans forward, god I can see almost the whole of her creamy cleavage, dear god can she see me staring at it? Maybe I'd better look away
just imagine how your cock would feel sliding in and out of those beauties
and now she's touching my thigh.........when her hands touched me I almost jumped, it was like an electric shock
jesus her hands are so soft
she wouldn't do that if she didn't like me surely
"No, I won't tell anyone, I - promise," I stammer, and then, of course, it happened.
I think the touch of her hand on my thigh had just thrown me into a fit of nervousness and lust, I don't know, but as i leaned forward to catch what she was saying, thinking how sweet her breath was as she spoke to me, I must have jerked forward too much, or maybe she nudged me by mistake,because the next thing I knew my drink just jerked out of my hand and spilled all the way down her front.

"Ohhh god.........I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I don't know what happened, it was an accident!" I apologise, noticing despite my distress that her dress is all wet, she has no bra, and her nipples are now very visible through the wet material...........

That's it, the night is ruined.............