Out fucking rageous!

[Svedish_Chef]

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Jim Carrey Plays a Green Satan in The Grinch! Help Jesus block the release of this film! Hollywood is trying to make Lucifer attractive to children by painting him green and placing him in a redemptive role! Is there no end to the madness?

Damn the devil..... that DR Seuss is evil..... god what is wrong with america!

Ok so the tellytubbies, and Bert and who else... oh Noddy... is nothing sacred anymore?

Da chef (Very worried)

 

[Cheri]

Exactly where did you get those quotes?

Don't go reading crap from Jerry Falwell or the Moral Majority and think that they're speaking for America. I fought many a battle for poor Tinky Winky, Bert and Ernie and even poor Pee-Wee Herman (although why the man could not go out and buy his own porn to watch in the comfort and SAFETY of his own home is beyond me).
Those kooks are just that kooks.

 

[scylis]

now, Barney being "the spawn of satan" i can understand, even though i'm an Atheist, b/c that big purple lumpy thing is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!

but the Grinch is "satan"?!? and Dr. Seus?!?
where the fuck d'you get off?!? the caboose?!?

those people are mad, mad, mad, that much is certain..
and if they fuck with Seus, they're in for a hurtin'!

i'm a badass, and assassin, they say...
and i feel like kicking their asses right away..

so to these idiot dumbasses that are having a fit,
here's my middle finger.. you can swivel on it!!

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[Dudley]

Amen I Say Unto You

Easy there, big fella.

"Landover Baptist" is a joke, son. It's a website that lampoons the religious right. Check it out: http://www.landoverbaptist.org.

This is not to say that there's not some scary shit being perpetrated here in the name of god, but I don't think things have gotten quite this bad...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Where I got it... off a newspage...

I know its not normal but that scared me so much I had to post it... I know USA aren't necessarily that bad but I'm petrified of shit like that.... and the Mormons and the JW's oh hell...

Yeah strange things are afoot at the circle K

Da chef

 

[CreamyLady]

Oh, good grief . . . this is just silliness.

Though I always get an email, around Samhain, about how I'm flying my broomstick in the face of righteousness.

I'm still trying to figure out how it starts.

 

[Gingersnap]

Oh come on you guys everybody drink your orange juice and say JEEZ ZAHS. Hey pass me the snake there cheffie.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I am a fundamentalist Christian and I am not even as twisted and screwed up as that parodoxical right wind Landover Baptist

 

[Thumper]

HUH?

What in the name of Jesus H. Christ is a fundamentalist christian doing on an erotic literature site? Oh..excuse me I forgot...most fundamentalists are repressed hypocrites (see Jimmy Swaggert or Jim Bakker)...
I think the term should be altered...how about
"Fundamental-midgets"?

.....as to whether you are twisted and screwed up, that is still being ascertained.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I always thought it should be:

"FUN"damentalist as opposed to the current funda"MENTAL"ist as commonly perceived by public, but maybe that is just high hopes. I would rather come to her and relieve sexual tensions by reading, than be the next pastor to run away with his secretary, and split a church.

 

[Expertise]

I often wondered that about you BT given your age and the fact that you come from the potatoe/Bible Belt.

I am getting to your e-mail by the way.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Expertise,

No need to wonder about me. I startred like everyone else. Alcohol druggie father, mother who was too afraid to leave the asshole, Insecure Child whop turned to drugs and booze to hide from the world, drowned twice, died, went to hell. Tried, but failed sucide {doctors cant even figure out why it didnt work} screwed around with no home for a while. Stalked a few gierls, one took me on as a pity case, showed me Jesus, I fought her, tried to burn her church down. The eventual let Jesus in and life has slowly been on an uphill improvement. JUST A NORMAL LIFE, LIKE EVERYONE HERE.

p.s - thats the readers digest condensed version.

 

[dancinvixen]

Thump, darlin', my grandparents are fundametalists, and they are very open about sex. Heck, they are very open period. It really has nothing to do with the beliefs, but very much to do with the person.
As for this Jerry Falwell, he's an idiotic moron who needs to be castrated. <oops did I say that out loud??> I doubt very much that Gay Pride or Rights communities are gonna do something like that just to reach kids. Being gay is not something you want to do. Heck, if you ask many of the gay or lesbians out there, they would tell you that they definitely didn't ask to be gay, they were born this way. Science is now beginning to prove the validity of this. The brain is responsible for who and what we are.

 

[scylis]

*grabs Chef by the front of his shirt collar and lifts him off the ground*
YOU GOT SOMETHIN' AGAINST MORMONS?!?
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(if you don't, then sorry.. my bad.. but my g/f is one, you see)