our queen has got an attack Panda. so you can all fuck right off!

[hobbit.]

I , last night did something i wouldnt normally do, i watched a programme about our Queen, Elizabeth ii, ruler of the free world by Gods own choice.

at 12 minutes in she had her attack Panda beat the shit out of an alsation (german shepard) dog.

I reckon she breeds this pandas either at balmoral or sandringham.

Either way, you can all Fuck Off.

Liz is well 'ard.

 

[nerfhearder]

I have to admit that it's hard to beat an attack panda. Our King has a glorified poodle.

 

[hobbit.]

serious panda beat the fuck out the dog, and the family just scattered.!

it looked worse due to being filmed in black and white, probably at the pandas insistence.

 

[pensivepoet]

That crazy bitch still drives.
I heard a cpl weeks ago she drove up on a sidewalk and damn near killed someone.

 

[hobbit.]

in law its the queens highway, she can drive where ever she wants to.

Imagine though releasing a video of YOUR attack panada savaging a dog? RSPCA would nail you.

 

[warrior queen]

When the Queen is replaced by Charles, the whole system will change.
No more attack pandas - think attack cauliflowers instead.

 

[oggbashan]

in law its the queens highway, she can drive where ever she wants to.

...

And she doesn't have a traceable number plate on her vehicles. So no one can prove it was her car.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Are you sure it isn't Camilla wearing Charlie's dressing gown?

 

[oggbashan]

Are you sure it isn't Camilla wearing Charlie's dressing gown?

Camilla is Charles' attack weapon of choice.

Do not underestimate the ferocity of a Camilla. She used to wield a mean hockey stick. She was even more dangerous than Joan Hunter-Dunn.

 

[domroger]

Camilla is Charles' attack weapon of choice. She was even more dangerous than Joan Hunter-Dunn.

But not as sexy .