Our Lord and Master

[sb2009]

So I have problem swearing. My favorite, or most used, seems to be "Jesus Christ!" which I agree is pretty offensive to lots of people. T hankfully I don't go around swearing all the time, just at home when I drop something on my foot, etc.

But my husband suggested that if I do slip up and say it, I can quickly say add "...is our Lord and Savior!" to avoid offending anyong. (this was a facetious statement)

So I tried it out a few times but ended up saying "....is our Lord and Master!"

He told me he thinks I'm reading too much BDSM stuff :-(

 

[satindesire]

So I have problem swearing. My favorite, or most used, seems to be "Jesus Christ!" which I agree is pretty offensive to lots of people. T hankfully I don't go around swearing all the time, just at home when I drop something on my foot, etc.

But my husband suggested that if I do slip up and say it, I can quickly say add "...is our Lord and Savior!" to avoid offending anyong. (this was a facetious statement)

So I tried it out a few times but ended up saying "....is our Lord and Master!"

He told me he thinks I'm reading too much BDSM stuff :-(

I'm sure God would laugh about stuff like this.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

So I have problem swearing. My favorite, or most used, seems to be "Jesus Christ!" which I agree is pretty offensive to lots of people. T hankfully I don't go around swearing all the time, just at home when I drop something on my foot, etc.

But my husband suggested that if I do slip up and say it, I can quickly say add "...is our Lord and Savior!" to avoid offending anyong. (this was a facetious statement)

So I tried it out a few times but ended up saying "....is our Lord and Master!"

He told me he thinks I'm reading too much BDSM stuff :-(

Do you?

 

[graceanne]

I'm sure God would laugh about stuff like this.

Me,too. LOL

 

[Claire73]

He told me he thinks I'm reading too much BDSM stuff :-(

Well, if Jesus Christ says so, it must be true!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Or if he really wants you to stop saying it, there could be a consequence, e.g., getting your mouth washed out with soap each time you do. I'm fairly certain you'd modify your behavior pretty quickly.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Or if he really wants you to stop saying it, there could be a consequence, e.g., getting your mouth washed out with soap each time you do. I'm fairly certain you'd modify your behavior pretty quickly.

lol someone is feeling better

 

[YourCaptor]

I once tried to convince a religious chick to take me before her god because her beliefs are full of holes. She kept laughing and saying that I sound exactly like a certain somebody.

 

[satindesire]

I once tried to convince a religious chick to take me before her god because her beliefs are full of holes. She kept laughing and saying that I sound exactly like a certain somebody.

No offense, but is that something to be proud of, really?

 

[Hiliburn]

lol that's quite funny.... although most Christians probably would not bat a eye at the statement of Lord and Master, as it is a truth statement for them.
so... what ARE you reading? Wanna share?

 

[sb2009]

Sir Winston, he's back!

Do not give him any suggestions, please!!! He's already talking about enforcing a glove wearing regimen because my nervous habit of nail biting is starting up again. He said "that's right, gloves, I'm going to make you wear gloves. And everyone going to ask why you are wearing gloves, and you will have to say 'my husband *makes* me' and then they will all hate me and it will be YOUR FAULT."

See the twisted ways of this horrid person?????

 

[MisterSir]

Or if he really wants you to stop saying it, there could be a consequence, e.g., getting your mouth washed out with soap each time you do. I'm fairly certain you'd modify your behavior pretty quickly.

He's got a point; my method of choice is a simple slap across the face whenever the girl in question says something self-derogatory. It's hard going, but it seems to be having an effect.

 

[sb2009]

hmm...I like you Mister Sir, I do!

I have a bad bad habit of saying crappy stuff about myself, I wonder if that would work on me LOL

This weekend I was getting worked up about something, I can't even remember what, and my husband semi-hard whacked me on the arm. I said "WTF THAT HURT!" and he said "I KNOW! Now shut up and stop freaking out!"

It did actually work, I stopped my tizzy, but I am not sure I want him hauling off and whacking me when I get worked up. He did let me punch his arm so we would be "even" but I don't have as much hitting power as he does. I need to lift weights.

 

[WriterDom]

He's got a point; my method of choice is a simple slap across the face whenever the girl in question says something self-derogatory. It's hard going, but it seems to be having an effect.

Well that should do wonders for her self esteem. Have you considered anger management classes?

 

[sb2009]

Hmm, I see it more as a Pavlovian training...she says somethign to put herself down..instant OUCH...

I know for me, and I have talked about it with my shrink, that the negative self-critic (fancy name for putting myself down LOL) is as much habit as anything else. And that when I do reduce the amount of crap I say about myself, I feel better about myself.

So I can see how, in a consentual agreed upon i get off on power and control etc relationship, this could be an interesting way of dealing with it.

Now, if it's totally deep based self-loathing and not the typical "good girls aren't allowed to say nice things about themselves " then it might need more work.

 

[MisterSir]

Well that should do wonders for her self esteem. Have you considered anger management classes?

Yes, but after I stabbed three people at the first meeting I was declared a lost cause. It'd kill her self esteem if I smacked her for being complimentary about herself.

Hmm, I see it more as a Pavlovian training...she says somethign to put herself down..instant OUCH...

"Pavlovian" was the word I was avoiding using initially because it's not strictly accurate but, yes, it's the same principle. I've made it very clear I don't like her doing that because she's insulting somebody I rather like, so over time she should associate doing that with getting a slap and hopefully quit doing it.

 

[Netzach]

So if I slap H's face while trying to force him into a denial of physics and to profess an existence of God, have I freaked everyone out?

 

[eastern sun]

So if I slap H's face while trying to force him into a denial of physics and to profess an existence of God, have I freaked everyone out?

I like. (How long does it take for him to deny physics?)

 

[sb2009]

some things are harder to correct than others!

Yeah, I knew "pavlovian" wasn't exactly the right term, but close enough for my uneducated mind. Especiallly today on pain meds.

Some CBT specialists (cognitive behavior therapy LOL not OUR CBT) suggest the rubber-band-on-the-wrist thing - snapping it when you have negative thought or say something.

Mabye I'll just start slapping myself in the face whenver I do it...I should get a nice rubber-room vacation if enough people notice it.

 

[DVS]

some things are harder to correct than others!

Yeah, I knew "pavlovian" wasn't exactly the right term, but close enough for my uneducated mind. Especiallly today on pain meds.

Some CBT specialists (cognitive behavior therapy LOL not OUR CBT) suggest the rubber-band-on-the-wrist thing - snapping it when you have negative thought or say something.

Mabye I'll just start slapping myself in the face whenver I do it...I should get a nice rubber-room vacation if enough people notice it.

Wear a rubber band around your wrist and whenever you say something like that, give the rubber band a snap. A little self punishment.

 

[Netzach]

I like. (How long does it take for him to deny physics?)

I think I'd have to chop off his head or something, he's really quite extreme.

 

[Netzach]

Mabye I'll just start slapping myself in the face whenver I do it...I should get a nice rubber-room vacation if enough people notice it.

I actually make a lot of humiliation junkies do this. And then threaten to make them watch a video of themselves doing it to jack off to.

 

[satindesire]

So if I slap H's face while trying to force him into a denial of physics and to profess an existence of God, have I freaked everyone out?

I never understood the concept that you can't believe in science and God at the same time, so that wouldn't work on me. I'd just laugh.

 

[Netzach]

I never understood the concept that you can't believe in science and God at the same time, so that wouldn't work on me. I'd just laugh.

Well, H believes in science and finds God an absurd redundancy in the face of how great science is.

I don't have the answers on that one, and I think it's arrogance to think you do one way or the other. I enjoy pointing this out to him in certain instances. I could definitely do inquisitor of agnosticism.

 

[satindesire]

Well, H believes in science and finds God an absurd redundancy in the face of how great science is.

I don't have the answers on that one, and I think it's arrogance to think you do one way or the other. I enjoy pointing this out to him in certain instances. I could definitely do inquisitor of agnosticism.

To a certain point, I think everyone believes they're right about their beliefs about religion and stuff pertaining to that. I think that's human nature and not something we should be ashamed about, or something we should hide. In the end, we'll all be shown what's the truth and the wonder and awe of that is cool, especially since I also think that everyone wonders and doubts equally as much!

Off topic, but y'know.