Ouch! Talk about your olde tyme religion!

[Bs]

Rapist, Inspired by Bible, Cuts Off Penis


Updated 11:15 AM ET January 5, 2001
SAO PAULO (Reuters) - A convicted Brazilian rapist sliced off his own penis and flushed it down the toilet, saying the amputation would bring him closer to God.
Prison guards said they found Flavio dos Santos Cruz, 23, screaming and profusely bleeding in his jail cell early Thursday after he cut off his penis with a shaving razor.

"It is written in Bible that if a part of your body distances you from God, and makes you commit a sin, you should cut it off," he told local news wire Agencia Estado.

Prison officials could not immediately say how many people Santos Cruz had raped and did not know the length of his jail sentence.

 

[Ree]

He should really be more careful when shaving sensitive areas. It is very dangerous to operate heavy machinery if you are not qualified to do so. Really, did he not think it would hurt if he cut it off????? I am guessing he wasn't thinking with the right member.

 

[Ezzy]

He was heard to say...

Now he could get 4 inches closer than he could before.



EZ http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[Bs]

Who would have thought a dull double edge safty razor could hurt?!?!

I have other questions like:

1. why did'nt he just cut off his other head so he could be alot closer to GOD?

2. Who gave this guy a razor?

3. and how long did the gaurds laugh at him before they took him to the hospital?

4. And if prison officials do not know the length of his jail sentence, did they know the length of his penis?

5. And which head was he thinking with anyway?

Just some more thoughts because this is......