Ouch... Fuck... Shovel... Snow...

[Dillinger]

I hurt. I should have called a plow. Figured I couldn't go to the gym so I'd shovel for exercise. 2 hours this morning - 2 hours this afternoon and I'm maybe 2/3rds done AND its still snowing.

My back hurts. My shoulders hurt. I have mountains of snow all down the sides of my driveway taller than I am.

I need a blow job.

 

[april-wine]

Or a snow-blower.........

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Yeah, is this shit ever going to end????

*sigh*

Trapped in Winter Wonder-Hell,

MTILC

 

[Silverlily]

I need a blow job.

Keep digging, I'm a few hundred miles south.

 

[Summery]

A blow job, and you need a massage!

Sorry to say Dill, the sun is shining at the moment on the West Coast.

 

[Blackbich]

I hurt. I should have called a plow. Figured I couldn't go to the gym so I'd shovel for exercise. 2 hours this morning - 2 hours this afternoon and I'm maybe 2/3rds done AND its still snowing.

My back hurts. My shoulders hurt. I have mountains of snow all down the sides of my driveway taller than I am.

I need a blow job.

Maybe next time you're in Vegas.

 

[cymbidia]

La la la la la...~outside cutting white roses and yellow daffodils while the sun shines down on me like a kind smile~...la la la la la.

 

[april-wine]

A blow job, and you need a massage!

Sorry to say Dill, the sun is shining at the moment on the West Coast.

BRAGGART

 

[Summery]

BRAGGART

Perhaps. But, I am always willing to share my sunshine.

 

[Silverlily]

La la la la la...~outside cutting white roses and yellow daffodils while the sun shines down on me like a kind smile~...la la la la la.

*hisssss*







ok, how convincing was that?

 

[Mrs Christophe]

Perhaps. But, I am always willing to share my sunshine.

chris go pack the bags....summery is gonna have company....hurry and shovel us out first!!

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Ouch... Fuck... Shovel... Snow...

Keep digging, I'm a few hundred miles south.

MOTIVATION! *smile*

 

[Dillinger]

A blow job, and you need a massage!

Sorry to say Dill, the sun is shining at the moment on the West Coast.

I'm not thinking straight. You're right - I need a blowjob AND a massage.

Actually make that 3 or 4 blowjobs. Or 12.

 

[Blackbich]

La la la la la...~outside cutting white roses and yellow daffodils while the sun shines down on me like a kind smile~...la la la la la.

he he he he....

I'll be vacuuming the snow from my front yard later today.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Ouch... Fuck... Shovel... Snow...

Maybe next time you're in Vegas.

What - you want me to shovel snow in Vegas?

 

[Dillinger]

La la la la la...~outside cutting white roses and yellow daffodils while the sun shines down on me like a kind smile~...la la la la la.

Oh you tease you!

 

[Dillinger]

Or a snow-blower.........

snow-blower
and
dick-blower

Ah... that would be the life.

 

[Blackbich]

Re: Re: Re: Ouch... Fuck... Shovel... Snow...

What - you want me to shovel snow in Vegas?

We very seldom get snow in Vegas. I was talking about another kind of snow/blow job.

 

[april-wine]

Perhaps. But, I am always willing to share my sunshine.

Excellent....Summery is gonna have a full house....lol

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ouch... Fuck... Shovel... Snow...

We very seldom get snow in Vegas. I was talking about another kind of snow/blow job.

OH! *calling my travel agent now*

*smile*

 

[freakygirl]

Yep.. sunny and a warm 53 degrees here today

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Dillinger]

I so live in the wrong place.

 

[Blackbich]

I so live in the wrong place.

I'd say so but I have a spare room whenever you're ready to move in.

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ouch... Fuck... Shovel... Snow...

We very seldom get snow in Vegas. I was talking about another kind of snow/blow job.

I am *so* going to come stay with you for a few days one of these days, BB. Airfares from here to there are extremely cheap and there are constantly specials going, too.

I mean--can i come visit sometime?



edited to add: And it seems i'll be sharing the guest room with Dill, too! What incentive!