Other uses for cock.

[Betticus]

1. Churn butter.
2. Posthole digger.
3. Jack up car.
4. Hammer spikes into railroad track.

That's just from this morning. Now it's time to wax it and put it away.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

1. Churn butter.
2. Posthole digger.
3. Jack up car.
4. Hammer spikes into railroad track.

That's just from this morning. Now it's time to wax it and put it away.

Hey! Don't forget my personal favorite- spanking naughty subs

 

[Betticus]

Hey! Don't forget my personal favorite- spanking naughty subs

No one is allowed to touch my tools!!!!!

That thing is dangerous and has to be handled with the utmost care.

 

[Homburg]

1. Churn butter.
2. Posthole digger.
3. Jack up car.
4. Hammer spikes into railroad track.

That's just from this morning. Now it's time to wax it and put it away.

I have submissives to handle such tasks. My cock exists to be worshipped.

The wax makes me itch though.

 

[Betticus]

I have submissives to handle such tasks. My cock exists to be worshipped.

The wax makes me itch though.

Sometimes you just like to see how big of a boulder you can pry out of the ground with it.

I also use mine for bending rebar and drilling the holes for dynamite in mineshafts.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

I have submissives to handle such tasks. My cock exists to be worshipped.

*kneels before cock*

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

No one is allowed to touch my tools!!!!!

That thing is dangerous and has to be handled with the utmost care.

Who said anything about me touching your tools? I'm a good subbie- tie me up before you spank me with it

 

[Betticus]

Uh oh.. somebody woke up frisky.

I'm off to bed tho, you guys all have fun.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Uh oh.. somebody woke up frisky.

Frisky? Who? Me? I'll have you know I resemble that remark!

Nitey nite Betticus.

 

[Homburg]

*kneels before cock*

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy

Proper.

No wax this time.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Proper.

No wax this time.

Yes Sir. No wax. Would oil be to your liking? *lightly touches tip*

 

[WriterDom]

My cock cannot leap tall buildings. It isn't faster than a speeding bullet. But it can come with a delicious chocolate coating if you so desire.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

My cock cannot leap tall buildings. It isn't faster than a speeding bullet. But it can come with a delicious chocolate coating if you so desire.

MMMMM. Like M and M's. Milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands

 

[FurryFury]

I see a lot of cocks that mostly stir the shit.

LMFAO.

 

[Homburg]

I see a lot of cocks that mostly stir the shit.

LMFAO.

Is that a crack about anal sex?

Crack... anal. ... I amuse myself.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

I see a lot of cocks that mostly stir the shit.

LMFAO.

ROFLMAO Gold star for this, Fury!

 

[the captians wench]

I have submissives to handle such tasks. My cock exists to be worshipped.

The wax makes me itch though.

Just as it should be *bats eyes*

 

[HB1965]

Cock worship. I need to find a cock worthy of it.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Wishful thinking

1. Churn butter.
2. Posthole digger.
3. Jack up car.
4. Hammer spikes into railroad track.

That's just from this morning. Now it's time to wax it and put it away.

 

[doveofserenity]

Is that a crack about anal sex?

Crack... anal. ... I amuse myself.

And You amuse us too. And whats wrong with anal?

 

[the captians wench]

Cock worship. I need to find a cock worthy of it.

the cock usually isn't the problem....it's what the cock is attached to I usually have the problems with.

but then, I haven't ran into a cock yet I didn't find worth worshiping...the man behind it is a different story.

 

[HB1965]

the cock usually isn't the problem....it's what the cock is attached to I usually have the problems with.

but then, I haven't ran into a cock yet I didn't find worth worshiping...the man behind it is a different story.

I can't separate the two

 

[the captians wench]

I can't separate the two

maybe that's my problem

 

[Homburg]

And You amuse us too. And whats wrong with anal?

Nothing whatsoever. Some of my favourite orifices are of the anal persuasion. I am very much an equal oppurtunity intruder.

--

I can't separate the two

Eep! I would hope not! I'm rather attached to mine, and would cringe mightily at the thought of being seperated from it!

 

[EmpressFi]

Nothing whatsoever. Some of my favourite orifices are of the anal persuasion. I am very much an equal oppurtunity intruder.

*spits out her salad* that's too funny