Other Uses For Carrots.

[Ambrosious]

Ladies, any ideas?

 

[Ksss]

yuck! I hate carrots, that's why I wear glasses??? or so I have been told...

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

You can kill a person with a carrot. I've seen it done.

 

[Ksss]

okay...use a carrot for the nose on a snowman???

 

[Ambrosious]

Nitelight

Damn, New Jersey IS a rough place to live.

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

You walk up to a guy with a knife - he gets defensive.
You walk up to a guy with a carrot - he drops his guard, then BAM!!!!

 

[Ksss]

chit...not going to jersey

 

[Cheyenne]

You really do need women here to help you, don't you?

 

[Guest]

Carrots make excellent alternatives to candles. Simply roll them in glue and cover them with glitter, just remember not to light them.

You can also use carrots as swizzle sticks. Think of the joy your guests will feel when they see your delightful, all natural garnish.

It's a good thing.

 

[Guest]

ROFLMMFAO @ Martha Stewart

Anyway, before someone mentions the one that ya'll are thinking about, no it's not wise. The betacarotine found in carrots can cause yeast infections when inserted into the <shuddering...> v...v..va... <oh hell, I can't bring myself to say the "V" word. ~sigh~> when inserted into the pussy. lol

 

[Andra_Jenny]

But. it's okay for a snowman. Which to be anatomically correct takes two carrots!