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The_high_king

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ooc:Hi, you might know from threads such as, "Street Fighter: The Orgy", or, "MTF: Team Bluestrike". This thread is no different. It is about singers, and sex. You can choose any singer you want, (whos pretty of course). We need males, and females. Also notice that the owner of this company thinks orgy, means party. He does not know it is a sexual term. Please remember that while you are posting.
The setting is a huge recording studio. It is set on the top floor where the musicians, and singers are having a huge party to clelebrate the grand opening of this studio. You can choose from a huge arsenal of singers, such as Mariah, Britney Spears, Ricky Martin (yeah right), Alicia Keyes (shes my favorite, don't ask why), and many, many more.
I will be playing the owner of this new recording studio. My name is Randy Forge. Me employees call me, Mr. Forge. I am 26 years of age, so I geuss you could say I started off big. I am about 6'0, in hieght, and I have jet black hockey hair, (even though I don't play hockey). I am already at the party doing some last minute checking.
Thank you for reading the above.
Oh, by the way. Just make sure the musician you choose isn't butt-ugly, and old.

ic: "No, no, no. The spare chairs go on the left, not the right", I said as the waiter quickly got to work. I checked my suit one last time, making sure there wasn't any stains, or such. I was nervous, but I wasn't sweating. Thank goodness for the cool wind coming from the balcony.
I looked around me. The waiters, and waitresses standing in a neat line near the kitchen. The tables were set. The salad bar, and food near the windows. Music in the background. The balcony doors were open, letting in the cool breeze. Everything was set. All I had to do now was wait for the guests to arrive. They were all big singing stars, and some of them were close friends of mine. Which got me thinking. Why does everyone laugh when I mention the name of my company? I would have to find out sooner, or later.
 
oooo....

ooc: wow! One post. How exciting. So... do like that song by icp where they dis eminem.
 
listen Juggalo

ooc: listen, I have no idea what your writing alright. So I'm going to pretend that you nver came to the grand-opening.
 
hmm...

ooc: you didn't read the intro did you Juggalo? Anyways, lets hope more people show up.
 
ooc Dangit I wanted to be Lyle Lovitt!

ooc Can I be Elvis instead? Oh! Oh! Tina Turner? Oh no... a better idea... can I be Eartha Kitt? Modern day, not catwoman days.
 
umm...

ooc: If you can find a picture of the modern day Eartha Kitt, then I'll think about it. Who the hell is she anyways?
 
OOC: Needin some help here King? I think it's because there arn't that many hot male singers that arn't gay. I've been pondering this one for quite some time and can't think of one. I'll still be thinkin, tho
 
hmm...

ooc: well, theirs Limp Bizkit, DMX, Slipknot, Sum 41, Nelly, Snow, and so much more. You know, you can try just picking one, and make him seem not gay. Not gay at all.
 
ooc: Eartha Kitt was the lady who growled in some of those Old Navy commercials. Just kidding dear. I'd join in this thread but I hate most divas and the only beautiful singers I enjoy are Sara Brightman and the Ladies from October Project, and no one knows them I'm sure.
 
uh oh.

ooc: that causes a problem then, dosn't it Victoria. You know, their are a lot of singers out there that can actually sing good. Like Christina Aguilara, and Alicia Keyes. If you don't think they can sing well, then you got another thing coming.
 
ooc: believe me, Christina can sing way better than a hundred Britney Spears, put together. She dosn't need a record player to sing for her you know.
 
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OOC: Who said anything about Shitney Smears? I never said she sang good *shudder*

You want a good singer? Mary Fahl. Lillian Sukis. Ella Fitzgerald. People whose voices can't be duplicated!
 
ooc: hey! Christina's voice is one of a kind, alright. If popsingers were rocks in a mine shaft, then Christina would be the piece of gold protruding from the wall.
 
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I'll drop it, just because I dont want to piss you off. :)

But I don't agree.
 
fine

ooc: I'll drop it too. So, what was your character again? and I believe its your turn right now.
 
OOC: Not that it matters but Eartha Kitt is as old the earth, if she's living, Ella was duplicated on Memorex commercials as I recall. MissVictoria is right about singers of today and yesteryear, thed older ones were better-no sound mixing and all that crap. What you heard on records was what you heard on stage. This was a nice concept but I think it got fucked when that Juggalo guy came in.
 
ooc: don't worry bearlee. The Juggalo guy is out, and this thread is starting over. Would you like to join?
 
I don't know, I'm more a 60s kind of guy. You may want to PM my Sweetie-ariadne or email me and she'll get it. She has kids that would be up on this stuff. Plus, I'm in three or four right now.
 
Hey Juggalo, a hearty fuck you to you too. I read your profile and if I'm doing my math correctly, you're only 17 so you shouldn't even be on here-does your mother know you're still up!
 
King, Hopefully I took care of the problem, plus he likes other posts. He averaging 5.61 per day and they certainly are not all here
 
dead singers

You folks are a laugh a minit

I gott hand it to ya, King, you know how to hang in there.
Bearlee has a point about classic vocalists.

As for jugalu, does anybody remember what it was like to be 17?
No matter how many times you thwack off, you always have a hard-on. He'll be back.
I'll play if this ever flies. Since all I can think with is the little head I'll be John Hiatt.
 
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