Orgy in the 100 Acre Woods!

[Guest]

OOC: Hi, I am Tigger. Of course, Poohlive is Pooh. (Not sure if he'll want to play on this thread or not though.) Any other Woodland creatures (even Christopher Robin) are welcome to play! Let's have some fun!

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Finally, some good ole Beastiality, with all the beasts to do it too. lol. I am in, as always.
Oh hey, let me start even.



Ic:
Pooh had finally gotten up after a long nap. He stretched, as pooh's normally do after naps, and went to the cupboard.
"Time for something..."
He stopped, the hunny was all gone. Not a drop in the house.
"Oh bother, look's like I am going to have to get some."
Pooh put on his best red shirt, (he is naked without that shirt) and walked outside. It was a bright and beautiful sunny day.
Pooh made his way to the hunny tree.

 

[Guest]

As Pooh ventured out into the Acre Woods, he paused to watch Tigger down by the stream. She was bouncin' about (as Tiggers usually do!) trying to catch butterflies that flittered above her head. She was laughing and smiling, having a good ole' time, when suddenly she fell into the stream.

Pooh chuckled slightly and walked to the stream's edge to see if his friend was alright. "Hello Tigger," he said. "Are you alright?"

"Sure am Buddy Bear," Tigger said smiling. "A lil' water never hurt anyone!"

Pooh extended out his paw to his friend to help her stand back up. Tigger, smiling evilly though, yanked on Pooh's paw and pulled him into the stream with her. As he fell, he landed on top of her...

 

[poohlive]

Pooh got the water out of his nose, looking at the position he was in.
"I am sorry Tigger," he said, getting up. Tigger smiled warmly.
"It's all right. Pooh..." was there something more to that, he didn't know. Pooh started walking to the hunny tree, when suddenly he was bounced...
Tigger had bounced him, and was standing on his belly.
"Where you going?"
Pooh breathed in heavily, and Tigger rose and fell on his stomache.
"To the hunny tree. I am all out of hunny."
She smiled, "Come stay and play with me for a while."
Pooh nodded, "All right, for a little while."
She took his paw, and walked back to the stream...

 

[lala]

i could be roo, but that would be pedophillic bestiality,... and characters have to be of age,... (so is christopher robbin kosher?)

so how 'bout kanga? she's a single mommy,... she probably needs some extra good lovin',... you think rabbit's too old for her? i like the gopher,... i'll be kanga then,...

but i'm going to have to wait until night falls, i'll get a roo sitter so i can go paint the woods red! who wants to roo sit for me? (someone who doesn't want to be involved, but happened to read this post,...)

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Good point Iala. We can't have a Christhopher Robin, people will slap our hands. All the animals are ok though. A single mommy? Kanga? Sounds like fun.
Hey Tiggs? No post.... I am sad now, mine wasn't good enough for you?

 

[ManOSafety]

Eeyore

OOC: I thought about being a woozle or heffalump, but thought that might be a little too wild . Decided to be everyone's favorite pessimist instead.

IC: What a dreary day, it looks like rain, I think to myself as I stumble out of my stick lean-to and look into the bright blue, sunlit sky without a cloud to be seen.

Moseying through the 100 Acre Wood, I hear woohoohoo's and spy Tigger standing on Pooh. Continuing down the pathway, alongside Rabbit's garden and Pooh's thoughtful spot, I realize that I've lost my tail again. Guess I need to look for some tail... (sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[lala]

i had finally gotten roo off o play with christopher robin, and now i was going to go find a little action,... hopping along i heard tigger and pooh playing in the stream,... i had to go over to see if everyone was ok,...

 

[ManOSafety]

Eeyore

Hearing laughter coming from the stream, I make my way down the path to see what the commotion's all about and finding Pooh, Tigger and Kanga.

You know, that Kanga is a hottie. I'm sure she gets lonely raising cute little Roo all by herself. I wonder if anything could happen there...

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Subtle Eeyore, real subtle.

Pooh laughed, splashing in the stream. He realized there was an adience.
"Hey Kanga, Eeyore. Com on in."
Kanga jumped into the water, splashing everyone. Eeyore simply walked in, sulky as ever. Pooh smiled.
Tigger saw Eeyore was sad, and decided to pounce him to happiness.
He was on his stomach, Tigger on top. He actually did smile.
"Tigger, get off of him. That isn't nice."
She splashed back in the water, Eeyore got up, still looking gloomily.
"Bounced again..."
Tigger smiled, "Come on in Eeyore."
Eeyore finally made his way into the stream. Pooh started splashing Kanga, and Tigger. They teamed up, and tugged Pooh under the water.
He came up, laughing his head off. He grabbed Tigger, rolling her into the mud.
"Looks like you are all dirty."
She smiled, splashing back into the water.
As soon as Tigger was clean, she raised her hands, "Hey everyone, I just thought of a new game..."
Pooh looked with interest, "Do tell."

 

[Renegade]

OOC: If Tiggs is still in as Tigger then I'll jump in as Rabbit. But if not then I'll back down from the part since then there would be to many men and not enough women for the thread.

 

[Guest]

I hereby resign as Tigger in this play...

I am sorry, but I am certainly not able to carry on a free spirited sexual thread at this time. I wish you all well and happiness at this thread. Enjoy.

~Tiggs

 

[ManOSafety]

Eeyore

OOC: Sorry about the lack of subtlety pooh, but trying to figure out how a donkey would get involved with a kangaroo, tiger or bear was beyond me at the time...thank you for your method of including everyone.


IC: Eeyore tries to stifle a laugh as tigger bounces him, must maintain appearances you know, even though he does enjoy it. He wants to have fun, really he does, he's just never sure how to approach his friends about it and, gosh darn it, things are typically gloomy when he's around.

Standing ankle deep in the water, he looks up hearing Tigger talking about a new game, waiting to see what type of fun this might lead to.

 

[lala]

kanga,...(ooc: i'm here, really!)

when i went to the stream i was toussled and tumbled into the water, and soon everyone was splashing everyone else, i had seen eeyore eyeing me on his way over, i'd always kind of liked him,... he was quiet, sometimes gloomy, but something told me i could put a smile on his face if i wanted to,... i made sure he saw me smile as we splashed around with everyone, i sure hope he knew i was batting my eyelashes for a reason!

tigger said she had a good game to play, and i'm always up for playing, especially if it gave me an opportunity to sidle up to eeyore,...

 

[willywanker]

OOC: Still haven't figured out how the mechanics will work for anything "sexual" but no story would be complete in The Hundred Acre Woods without the wise old Owl. Hmmmm, I'll pa\lay the part even if I only get to watch.

IC. Flying thru the forest, I heard the sounds of splashing coming from the stream. I settled onto a branch above the stream and watched with interest the scene below me. There seemed to be a different kind of tension in the air and I decided to see where this water play might lead before announcing my presence, and besides, owls don't like to get wet.

 

[ManOSafety]

Eeyore

As Eeyore looks expectantly at Tigger waiting to hear about this new game she has (ooc: hopefully someone will step in to play Tigger as a she or poohlive will fill us on in the game), water dripping off his nose, he notices cute little Kanga. At first he thinks there might be something in her eyes, she keeps blinking, then it dawns on him that it's intentional, she's actually batting her eyelashes at him. Hmmm, maybe there will be an opportunity to get to know her better.