orgasms

[Guest]

I was wondering if some of the women could explain to me in vivid detail what a female orgasm feels like before and during. My boyfriend and I have been having sex and I feel like i'm getting close at different times but since i have never had one before i was wondering what it felt like.

 

[Lasher]

I hate to encourage this type of bullshit by even taking the time to tell you it's bullshit...But ya'all realize this is just bob trying to get see free jerk off material, right? Especially since he can't get anyone to answer any of the other bullshit threads he posts.

 

[Guest]

I don't know who this bob guy is but you seem like a prick. i thought this site was someplace to ask questions and get answers about sex but i guess i'll go somewhere else. i can't believe anyone likes this lasher99 guy. does he always treat other people like this. i would kick him out if if was my website especially if it was a pay site because all he does is piss off the other customers. what an asshole? i'm out of here.

Originally posted by Lasher99:
I hate to encourage this type of bullshit by even taking the time to tell you it's bullshit...But ya'all realize this is just bob trying to get see free jerk off material, right? Especially since he can't get anyone to answer any of the other bullshit threads he posts.

 

[MADDOG]

Susy, if you're really Susy, (Or even if you aren't) then don't let Lasher get to you. That's just his way. Stick around, please.

I can't help you with your question but I'm sure that one of the many lovely ladies here can.

As for you Lasher, right or wrong, at least be sure you've got your facts completely straight before you say stuff like that. (Twas pretty funny though! - But that's not the point!). You're running the risk of turning good people in need of help away from a very good source of support.

So Susy, give the BB another chance.

MADDOG

 

[Whispersecret]

You know, Susy, I describe orgasms all the time in my writing, but reading about it here isn't really going to compare with the real thing. All my flowery descriptive language only gets the message across because most of the people that read it KNOW what it feels like, and so it prompts their brains to supply the memory of the orgasmic feelings.

My advice is, if you haven't ever had an orgasm, use your own hand and give yourself a nice one. You are in a much better position to alter pressure, stroke, etc. the way you need it, than your boyfriend is.

 

[Wizard]

Bub , Bye

 

[Magic Merlin]

Wizard,whats with all these one line posts. We need more details guy!! More detail...Give us more

 

[Wizard]

Aka suzy said she would go somewhere else so......see ya let her go I am tried of the shit stirs and unregistered folks posting.
Just making another uncalled for comment.

 

[Guest]

Who is Bob?

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by Tiggs:
Who is Bob?

The guy from Account Temps?

 

[Wizard]

lmao ....Oral Sex post by Bob......Down the board

 

[Magic Merlin]

Hello, Bob from Accounts Temps here..Who may I do?

Wizard, get away from me...I was talking about the women!!!

 

[Guest]

Hi, I'm BOB..He's not BOB...

The Wizard dude is not BOB..

I'm BOB...Is that straight!!

 

[Nobody Special]

You Know it is shit like this from the Experianced group that I don't really care for!!!!! that is one of the reasons I've been away so long, i get tired of reading peoples comments and acusations of others. IT's Boring and Uncalled for. Esp. if it is a serious question that is being asked. and It shouldn't matter if the person is registard or not. Now if you do want this to be a registard only site, I'm sure that Laurel and Manu would love to have your money, tho they are willing to help any one at any time for FREE!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure that they could use another $39.00 from each of us every month just to have the privilage of being on their site. BTW they can make it so you have to pay for the months that you've been here too, if they wanted too, and fuck up all of our credit reports. but no they don't want to be so selfish tho. Unlike the ones that are wanting them to be!!!!

This is the way I see it. And hey if you don't see it the same way, its OK!!!!! But don't tell me that I'm not who I am, and don't tell me that my problems don't matter, and don't tell me that ather people don't have problems either. It just pisses me off that the Exprienced ones are the ones that are being so FUCKING SELFISH and not helping the people that are asking for HELP!!!

Mock me if you want, I don't care you've done it this long, but now I'M FUCKING PISSED ABOUT YOUR FUCKING WHINNING AND CRYING OVER SOMTHING YOU CAN'T AND WILL NOT CHANGE!!!!!!!! SO GO AND FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU FUCKING SELFISH ASS HOLES!!!!!! and you know who you are too!!!!!!!!


and have a nice day

E

 

[Washingtonian]

I don't mean to jump on Susy's case, but I thought her post and Bob's post were very similar when I read them too. Her question isn't a call for help, it's one of those questions that sleazy men will ask in hopes of illiciting a response. That's not the type of personal question that a girl would be too scared to register to ask, and with all of the gender-bending happening on the internet I think a healthy dose of skepticism is in order here.

 

[Whispersecret]

I also thought that Susy's post was suspicious, but "innocent until proven guilty." I thought there was a possibility she might be a real person with a legitimate question. I couched my reply in a way that I thought would help her if she was who she said she was. However, I also made an effort to keep it as non "vivid" as I could, in case Lasher was right and it was a jerk in unregistered disguise.

 

[Lasher]

Neener, neener, neener!!!!

MADDOG....Look at the fucking posts. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this shit out....


Seriously, though. Do a search for all our buddy bob's posts and then read susy's.

Much to your dismay, I only speak the truth.

Or, in Shakespearian terms, "Me thinks "the lady" doth protest too much..."

[This message has been edited by Lasher99 "Tengo tacos y burritos con....(edited 05-24-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Lasher99 (edited 05-24-2000).]

 

[Lovely Latina]

PONGALO DONDE EL SOL NO BRILLA!!!!!

*HMPH!*

 

[Lasher]

Hey, LL..maybe you can help me here, I remember this one from high school, but I don't remember what it means...

Besame mucho!

Is that spelled right? It's been 8 years since I've had a Spanish class (and longer then that since I used it...LOL). I know "mucho" is like "much" or alot, but I can't remember what the other one is...

See, now we can take all this negativity and turn it into something useful. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[MADDOG]

Lasher, I never said you were wrong. I agree and if the word "Vivid" didn't tip you off that something wasn't kosher then you're obviously pretty dense.

All I was saying is that right or wrong, unless you can prove that Susy = Bob (And by that I mean matching an IP adress, not just comparing posts and looking for "similar" styles and questions), then don't make comments that could turn away people in genuine need of help. That's all.

Either way, why not humour the guy?! It is a sex board after all! Give him a thrill. It's not like he was asking anything morally corrupt.

MADDOG

 

[Lasher]

Grrrrr.....I promised myself I wouldn't do this...but here goes...and this is the last thing I'm saying on this subject. So....

#1 If someone really needs help, this is the last place they should be. It's like using a Ouija board to find your car keys. Sure, it's fun, but then you still gotta go look for your keys.

#2 If someone here really does need help, it's people here like your buddy bob that sets them up to be victims. Maybe I'm a little more sensitive than the people that wet their diapers above, but I think it's fairly obvious when someone is being sincere and when someone is just trying to pick up extra jerk off material (I guess 2000 stories and a role-play board (where bob should have taken his bullshit) isn't enough for some...his penis must look like he just pulled it out of a Cuisinart!) at other people's expense. And if you'll look at the past history of this board, when people have made an honest cry for help, I have kept my mouth shut and moved on. What I will not do is allow people to be manipulative of other people on this board. I'm sorry some people feel the need to cry like they just got their penis stuck in the car door every time some jag-off posts an "I need help" post, and this thread just goes to show that someone needs to point out the obvious to the gullible. So be it. I knew when I made that post last night just what the reaction would be. I also knew I was right - I debated for quite awhile on whether or not I should just let if fade away, or if I should point it out. If it had been an isolated incident, I would've let it drop. It hasn't been, so I didn't.

#3 You can't run a good person from a place like this. A good person would have said something like, "Hi, I'm bob, and I'm very interested in how women feel before, during, and after orgasm. I've always been curious about this type of thing. My girlfriend always has such intense reactions to her orgasms, and I've always been intriqued by the thoughts, feeling and emotions she must go through. Would anyone like to share their feelings on this with us? I look forward to your responses...bob"... A good person would have taken time to lurk before posting and would have had some understanding of etiquette. And good people don't start off with posts like that, it's usually a "Hi, I'm new, be gentle" type thing because they are afraid of people like MADDOG accusing them of being insensive. And, finally, a good person would rise to the challenge and not allow themselves to "run off".

#4 i can't believe anyone likes this lasher99 guy. Me neither...

#5 at least be sure you've got your facts completely straight before you say stuff like that. I wouldn't have it any other way.

#6 BTW they can make it so you have to pay for the months that you've been here too, if they wanted too, and fuck up all of our credit reports. I'm a little confused on this one.

#7 It's not like he was asking anything morally corrupt. Maybe not in words, but surely in intent....

#8 Everything I post here is done purely out of LOVE....MUUUUAAAHHHH!!!!

Ok, that's it. The rest of ya'all can rant and cry and piss and moan all ya want, I'm done with this one. The only thing I'm gonna do with this thread from now on is see if Lovely Latina will help my brush up on my Spanish (I'm going to Mexico in a couple of months, need all the help I can get!!)

 

[Deborah]

What about Bob?

You people are so dang dumb. Lasher is obviously playing Susy just to get some attention.

Now, Susy, you asked "what a female orgasm feels like before ..." How long before? A day? An hour? Five minutes? Thirty seconds?

Susy, according to an article I read the other day in USA TODAY, "Then there is Mr. Average's bedroom report card. He takes about 14 minutes to have sex. And he engages in that activity 79 times a year, or 1.5 times a week."

OK, Susy, if my math if correct, that means a typical man spends 21 minutes a week on sex. So, Susy, if you want to have an orgasm, you best horn in on those 21 minutes a week.

If that doesn't work, Susy, get a vibrator or a dog (see Tawny T's post on the "Beasty" thread on "How To" for more info on fucking dogs).

 

[MADDOG]

Lasher, I don't feel strongly enough about this to go on with it, but I do stand by my comments. I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

MADDOG

 

[Boo]

I want to know who Bob is. I've been away for a while but this thread reminds me suspiciously of an episode of Twin Peaks.

 

[Lovely Latina]

"Can't we all just get A LOG???" (I know I'd like one. <winks at MADDOG> )

Deborah...you are now in the top 3 of the people from this BB I'd most like to sleep with.

Lashy...

You know that I'm always willing to help out an amigo. So for your trip to Meh-HEE-coh...one piece of advice from someone who's been there: Be VERY careful of using words that sound *similar*.

Por ejemplo (for example): I was in a bar when I went up to the (female) bartender and wanting a cerveza (beer), had *meant* to say, "Dame (give me) cerveza"...but ended up saying, "Dame cabeza." (Cabeza meaning "head".) Oooooops. She was not amused...and come to think of it...I didn't get either.

Well...that's our lesson for today muchachos y muchachas.

Fiesta On, Wayne! Fiesta On, Garth!