Orgasms from Reading

[GuiltyCowboy]

This deserved more recognition. Reading is a town to the west of London. I've visited many, many towns and cities in the UK, and Reading would be one of the last places that might provide you with satisfaction of any sort, sexual or otherwise. Nearby Slough is even worse, and don't get me started on Southampton....

HG xx

'Cum-friendly 1-bombs, fall on Slough' was actually the opening line of Betjeman's first draft.

How we know he was an early user of Literotica.

 

[LargoKitt]

Dumps the lot of them

Despite the shitstorm in the US you could head instead for Reading, Pennsylvania. Of course there are Pennsyl dicks in the state, but, as I noted above, Intercourse. Go to the local bar and order a Screaming Orgasm.