Orgasms are Like Football

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

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Like Martha Stewart, I make holiday lavender orgasmic fun.


uh......where am I? what's going on?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'm lucky in the last 5 years if I even got a touchback let alone a field goal.

 

[lavender]

 

[Debbie]

an orgasm is like riding a tricycle keep pedaling and you might get somewhere

an orgasm is like riding a horse, you need to get into the saddle a few times to get the hang of it

 

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[gridiron]

Then you have that mind numbing can't get enough you never want it to end orgasm. That's a touchdown.

The only thing I can add is this:

Then you have that mind-numbing-can't get enough-you never want it to end-orgasm. That's a touchdown plus a P.A.T. or two-point conversion.. If it's really good then you scored the extra two points.

 

[christophe]

but one must be cautious of the dreaded "personal foul" roughing the passer can be a good thing
delay of game isnt always bad
and for you ladies: too many players on the field!

we are talking about football ...yes?

 

[gridiron]

but one must be cautious of the dreaded "personal foul" roughing the passer can be a good thing
delay of game isnt always bad
and for you ladies: too many players on the field!

we are talking about football ...yes?

Did you catch that episode of Inside Schwartz? It was fucking hilarious.. He was kissing his girl friend, and all of a sudden they cut to this commentary of two sports broadcasters, and they start talking while a replay is going on in the background.. Then, it cuts to a football field where a ref is blowing his whistle and throwing his flag.. He was like "Too many players on the field!".. I tell you, I laughed so hard when I saw it.. And being a football player myself, it's funny to think about the sexual and non-sexual connotations that the game can produce.. Oh well.. I'll shut up now..