Orgasmic implant

[yossi]

Hey, Quick Question: You Ready to Bluetooth That Clit or What?

Conceived of by Fun Factory Founder and CEO Dirk Bauer and developed with a team of German doctors, the V-shaped, blue tooth-controlled implant sits against the clitoral legs, stimulating the clitoris's inner structure. Currently, one Beverly Hills-based plastic surgeon offers the procedure, although Fun Factory hopes to make it more widely available.

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What do you guys think? Would you try the implant ever? I think it's an interesting concept, but I can't say that I'd rush out to a plastic surgeon right away. I would, however, keep an eye out for the next few years on the results of surgeries and perhaps weigh pros versus cons of having it done. It's reversible, guaranteed for 20 years, and after that they'll cover half the cost of a replacement/upgrade.

 

[yossi]

Answer my thread, you perverts. I wanna talk about sex.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Answer my thread, you perverts. I wanna talk about sex.

So you want oral sex.

 

[lovetoread]

Wouldn't the cutting and healing of actually putting in the implant damage the vaginal area?

 

[yossi]

So you want oral sex.

The answer's on the tip of my tongue.

Wouldn't the cutting and healing of actually putting in the implant damage the vaginal area?

They claim you don't notice it after 3-4 so I'm not sure how it's implanted with that little impact.

 

[Bert Notorius]

there was a thing a while back about hard wiring to the spinal nerves with electrodes...back in '04. i orgasm just fine 'tho.

 

[ItalianStyle]

Some toys are fine but I think this is quite overkill. I prefer to find my own ways to stimulate "her". My fingers... my tongue... my cock... I'm not interested in an smartphone device implant.

 

[jezzilee]

I think this is going to far. Although some do body modification for increased sexual pleasure already. Piercings come to mind.

 

[doowdniw]

What happens if you get too close to the microwave oven?

 

[yossi]

What happens if you get too close to the microwave oven?

Don't go toward the light.

 

[PayDay]

...meh, I'm going to put my money on John Henry.

 

[Miles Long]

Does it affect the scanners at airport security?

 

[Aphro]

You'd want to limit who has your mobile phone number.

Get the frequency mixed up with your earpiece while driving, and many traffic accidents would ensue. Try explaining that to the cop.

 

[neci]

there's dirty hacker written all over this story.

 

[neci]

hello!

hello!

quick. speak into the vagina.

hello, grandma!

yes. it's muffled. yes. the cunt lips. no. i don't have the spreaders on me. okay. i'll call you back from the house.

 

[Aphro]

hello!

hello!

quick. speak into the vagina.

hello, grandma!

yes. it's muffled. yes. the cunt lips. no. i don't have the spreaders on me. okay. i'll call you back from the house.

Oh my word Neci, you just made my day so much better.

 

[jomar]

As a guy, I can't see myself getting the implant, to answer your question. But I do appreciate the potential.

 

[PayDay]

there's dirty hacker written all over this story.

...or best hacker ever.

 

[Wishingbox]

Seems a bit risky... I mean worth the risk I do t know. If there was a male version I'd probably pass.

 

[Emerson40]

Hey, Quick Question: You Ready to Bluetooth That Clit or What?



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What do you guys think? Would you try the implant ever? I think it's an interesting concept, but I can't say that I'd rush out to a plastic surgeon right away. I would, however, keep an eye out for the next few years on the results of surgeries and perhaps weigh pros versus cons of having it done. It's reversible, guaranteed for 20 years, and after that they'll cover half the cost of a replacement/upgrade.

Imagine my pleasant surprise when, after the vehicle walk-around, signatures, and receiving the key fob for my rental car, I need to delete 'yossi's clitoral wishbone' from the full device list when trying to sync my phone to the handsfree via Bluetooth.

 

[Wordsworth]

Needs to be consecutive with the "Should You Really Put That in There" thread.

 

[werdsmith]

the Merovingian did this in the Matrix to the girl in the restaurant.

Like all awesome things, it would probably be abused...lol

 

[Saint Peter]

Everytime I call yossi the line is busy.



Strange.

 

[yossi]

Imagine my pleasant surprise when, after the vehicle walk-around, signatures, and receiving the key fob for my rental car, I need to delete 'yossi's clitoral wishbone' from the full device list when trying to sync my phone to the handsfree via Bluetooth.

I hope there's never two people trying to rip it apart, hoping to win a wish.

In light of this odd thread being bumped after two years, I looked to see if there were any updates on bluetooth orgasm: nothing published recently. Must have been a dud.

Drat.

 

[rocket_surgery]

I give the wife an orgasmic implant every night.