Ordinary items -> Extraordinary pleasure

HighPlainsDrifter

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I'm curious if others (men AND women) every find stimulation or even satisfaction from everyday items or experiences. Share your story. Let's see how kinky some of us may be. We're all among friends so don't be shy.

Recently we moved to a new house. The bathroom has an awesome shower. A big shower head and a handheld shower head. I've never really used one of those before. I love the stimulation of the handheld. When I place my feet up on step, i can spray (and stimulate) my ass, my balls and my cock. The tiny, almost stinging stream gets me so hard and aroused. After a few minutes of spraying the underside of my cock and balls, a few quick strokes is all it takes to make me splatter on the glass door.

Who's next?
 
sleeve

I have always tried to find something laying around the house that could routinely be used as a masturbation sleeve. I don't want to by something like a fleshlight and have it around.
I have not found anything that is available all the time and works right. I tried the tube from TP or paper towels but that is not quite big enough. I was able to use it once, but having crammed into it semi hard, then getting hard a jerking off, left my skin worn off. That was not fun after.
Looking for ideas.
Will try the handheld during my shower later.
 
I've pleasure myself between the mattress and box spring of my bed, it works very well. Have also used several pairs of my wife's shoes. Lol. Pretty pervy, yes, I know.
 
I'm not sure

how I discovered this, but years ago, I found that standing with my cock close to the return valve in a swimming pool created great, hands-free sensations.
 
Close fitting denim around my thighs. And butt. And close under by crotch. I'm not talking 'skinny' style; gotta be comfortable, gotta be non-stretch [that's not denim anyway!] but, 'hugging'. I guess one of the reasons I have always kept fit and trim is that I need to have this 'fix' of my denim hug.

Add to that more recently my discovery of a steel cockring to wear all day so as to sport a junk bulge ... add in a woman who likes to caress me dressed before she strips off the jeans ... yeah I'm sorted. :)
 
When the mood strikes and I want that full feeling I have a round or two with this guy! Mmmmmmm
 
And with my nipples clamped with every day plastic clothes pins, it doesnt take long........
 
Mmmmmmm feels so damn good!

So damn hot. I will never look at kitchen items the same way. This is exactly why this thread exists. Would share the dimensions of that pestle or show it relation to something like a golf ball etc so we can see it's girth? Holy hell im hard.
 
I'm a bit embarrassed but I once used a sloppy banana peel to masturbate...

I did that once! It was a particularly large straight banana so it gave me the idea. I cut off the stem end of it, pierced a tiny hole in the other end of it, and managed to massage the banana out in one piece. It was like this leathery condom. First shove in with my cock and the damn thing split. So I put some rubber bands around it and carried on the fuck. Felt totally basic. The soft moist interior surface was ok. I seem to remember I ate the banana while I was buried in its skin. :eek:

But nothing beats pussy. :cool:
 
A very interesting thread!
I love creative thinkers.

One of the things I have found interesting, maybe more for women then for men though. Is an empty bottle. Squeezing the plastic slightly, then putting it on a nipple for example; and letting the vacuum do its work.

Of course it can be re-applied, or squeezed partially to differ the pressure.
 
So.... Right Now I Have...

A tea towel wrapped around a nitrile glove with rubber bands around the towel,olive oil in the glove around my hard cock. And my push broom with a condom on it in my ass in my cold garage.... this thread made me look around for something to put inside of me out here. Thinking about eating a banana to try the peel also inside the glove....
Hot Thread!
 
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