Ordering a woman - describe which way?

[Guest]

Sunny side up? (Tits and navel)

Or over easy? (Rump well displayed)

Or perhaps some other manner?

Do share, please. What's your favorite?

 

[Guest]

Buffet.

I want to savor all of her.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Sunny side up? (Tits and navel)

Or over easy? (Rump well displayed)

Or perhaps some other manner?

Do share, please. What's your favorite?

To quote the lyrics of an infamous rock band ...

Guns-n-Roses: Anything Goes

I been thinkin' 'bout
Thinkin' 'bout sex
Always hungry for somethin'
That I haven't had yet
Maybe baby you got somethin' to lose
Well, I got somethin', I got somethin' for you

My way - your way
Anything goes tonight
My way - your way
Anything goes

Panties 'round your knees
With your ass in debris
Doin' dat grind with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall
Be my rubbermade baby
An' we can do it all

My way - your way
Anything goes tonight

 

[cloudy]

Buffet.

I want to savor all of her.

works for me.

 

[Guest]

Oooh. To be savored . . .

I also like to be dessert.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Buffet.

I want to savor all of her.

Perfectly said.

 

[Guest]

Oooh. To be savored . . .

I also like to be dessert.

Do I get whipped cream with that?

I know better than to ask for a cherry.

 

[Guest]

Do I get whipped cream with that?

I know better than to ask for a cherry.

Cheeky.

 

[cloudy]

Do I get whipped cream with that?

I know better than to ask for a cherry.

maybe so, but I can promise you won't walk away hungry.

 

[Reuisu]

Ditto. Women are so good, how could you not want to have them in as many ways possible?

Still, if I have to order, I'll take two servings of sunny-side up and another serving afterwards of over-easy.

^_^

 

[LadyJeanne]

Buffet.

I want to savor all of her.

Savor, such a perfect word for it.

 

[elsol]

Fat-free....

COME ON! YOU LAUGHED!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Liar]

When I got the munchies, I'm not that specific.

Fat-free....

Bah. It's the cream that makes the best gravy.

 

[Guest]

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[TxRad]

oooo... I have a drawing (or were there several..?) One fer sure. It is slightly disturbing...makes some a bit uneasy. But trust me not one was hurt in the making of the drawing.

I think I started a short illustrated story based on the idea.

(it's not on my laptop)

Tease....... I think I remember the drawings you referr to... If not then I have a good imagination....

How to order a woman.... there are so many possibilities... all of them can be so good.... *sigh* now if I can just find one.....

 

[JRaven]

Scrambled

I'm thinking scrambled. I like my sex mixed up a little.
Jenny

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

Bent over, upper body tied to something.

I'm such a traditionlist.

But I never said that's the first only thing I'll do.

 

[SeaCat]

Ordering a woman? Novel idea. Whole package, nicely wrapped and just waiting for me to unwrap. (I may leave the ribbon on just for decoration though.) Unwrapped with my lips, tongue and gently nibbling teeth. explored with same as well as fingers.

Cat

 

[lil_elvis]

Or as the late Frank Zappa wrote, "Buns up kneeling.." (from Camarillo Brillo )

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Or as the late Frank Zappa wrote, "Buns up kneeling.." (from Camarillo Brillo )

with her hands reaching behind, spread as an offering? <grin>

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Ordering a woman - describe which way?

If she takes orders, from me or anyone else, she's not my kind of woman.

Q_C

 

[yui]

If she takes orders, from me or anyone else, she's not my kind of woman.

Q_C

I'm not bringing up the non-panties because it will just confuse us both. *nods*

 

[Guest]

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[Quiet_Cool]

I'm not bringing up the non-panties because it will just confuse us both. *nods*

I'm sure I said something like that, and I'm thinking it was in chat, but if I did, I was only kidding. As a rule, at least, I was kidding.

Of course, the current "possibility" works without her clothes...

But she chose to do that, and I wouldn't be interested if she felt she owed it to me or anyone else who might tell her its her wasted time, which her ex/stalker has been trying to tell her, apparently.

Q_C