Orbital Funhouse!

[Starfish]

It's about fucking time one of us made this thread.....

Floats off to make frozen Pina Coladas!


Announcemnts:

The twister room is clean and ready to be played in.... No Clothing allowed!
Greese up with crisco, from the Crisco urn by the door, and press the button on wall to activate the overhead glitter despenser


Remember,
Strawberry cows are sacred here.


Mischkas room is an all velvet love palace with lava lamp walls and you can see and take part in the ladies getting it on in there, at any given time.

Future announcements will be made in conjunction with events.

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Margarita blue velvet love fog. Shadows of deep azure delight. Ecstatic hangings of pagan demigods frolicking naked in sizzling liquid lust.

 

[Pyper]

Hmm, I wasn't aware hangings could be ecstatic...

 

[Starfish]

He means Ecto static........



Lavenders Room is just that.

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

That is cool.

I have all of the Fabrigee???? eggs that survived to put on display there.. Yes, they are stolen, but who is gonna find out???

fuck em.























Funboy is a clit tease.

 

[Ask For More]

I need an anime room.....

 

[Mischka]

What is the name of your room, Lavender? I say that all the men are required to wear those furry Russian hats...and nothing else.

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I usually wiggle my keys before i bust on in becuase "who knows" who G has beamed up..? But DAMN.......what the hell is goin on here? Lavender straddling a bronzed russian dictators baby shoe? Rooms handed out left and right? Access to the glitter bath?

well i have only one thing to say....
CRANK IT UP FUCKERS.......
but I have to draw the line at political decor......we aren't even on earth for christs sake.....think outside the ball, people.

<ladies gather 'round> *whispering*
In honor of DillyWang's first visit to the Funhouse (lav left the door open again?) all ladies will greet D with a firm but loving pinch on the ass! Don't tell him when or why.....just get in there with those hot little hands....

 

[Guest]

I have just been thinking "outside the ball" dear....

I missed you, so I got some to share......

 

[Starfish]

Look what happens when you log out and forget to log back in...

 

[scylis]

do we have holosuite technology yet?

 

[Starfish]

Don't be silly scylis!

Of course we do!

eeessshhh!

 

[scylis]

cool!!! i was wondering if you had that installed yet!!

you got all the sparring programs i asked for?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

program schrograms.........I'll take that ass on with the blast shield down Scy...

I'll make ya famous ;-)

OH and what's this about ordering me around defacto by my old (extremely attractive and sexy cute snuggling awesome fucking chick)lady?

 

[scylis]

i should be able to order her to order your ass around, pedro! HAH!!

and..
*draws scimitars*
anytime you're ready...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You may borrow her body, but I borrow her soul.....

We'll settle this sparring bit at a later date.....for now i suggest you force run over to Mish's room and suck a nice ambrosia martini...just pick a nipple!
peace, bro.....

G......I told you that in me beats the heart of Curt Wild......didn't I?

 

[scylis]

sorry.. i don't care for anything that dulls the mind and slows the reflexes...

 

[Starfish]

My honey pie is a little bit of a drunkard...
He is a good fuck though, when he's trashed...

At least he makes it to my pussy, unlike somtimes when he's sober, and he just makes it to my knee pit.



Sing me Gimmie Danger on our thread, and I'll belive you.

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Full rights? what the sam hill in drag??

Did someone dose the twister oil again? lav's having delusions!

 

[Mischka]

sorry.. i don't care for anything that dulls the mind and slows the reflexes...

What?! You simply haven't tried one of the Floating Specialties then. No mind-dulling concoctions around here. Only those that heighten your senses and improve your reflexes. I urge you to try an Ambrosia Martini - it's my favorite.

 

[Starfish]

I need one of those. My coladas didn't turn out, and the french toast I had for dinner, (no wait, something to do with funboy comparing me to veal) made me sick.