Oral Surgery

[Lancecastor]

Is it just me, or is it fucked up for a 50 year old to be singing " pull your tooth" to Loverboy's "turn me loose" while yanking your molar?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have Big Ones.

 

[dolf]

grandpa lance is getting dentures?

 

[Saint Peter]

I hope he gets Bugs Bunny teeth!

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://www.artvehicle.com/content/asides/AV-37-1228768613.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

grandpa lance is getting dentures?

Fuck off.

Split a molar in two on some cheapass chocolate.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is it just me, or is it fucked up for a 50 year old to be singing " pull your tooth" to Loverboy's "turn me loose" while yanking your molar?

I'd punched him for thinking he's funny but instead, being annoying.

 

[dolf]

Fuck off.

Split a molar in two on some cheapass chocolate.

toothache makes you cranky.

 

[Lancecastor]

Can't say i liked him much.

His assistant had nice tits though...

She did that thing where she pressed her tits against my upper arm while talking to me when he was out if the room.

The guys will know what I'm talking about... The unecessary tit press is more often used by hairdressers looking for a good tip.

 

[Lancecastor]

toothache makes you cranky.

Tooth is gone... Probably the drugs.

Nah... It's you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Did you tip her?

 

[dolf]

great grampa lance is stoned.

 

[AZMotherLover]

http://www.artvehicle.com/content/asides/AV-37-1228768613.jpg

Is it safe?

 

[AZMotherLover]

Did you tip her?

He didn't give her a tip, he gave her the whole thing.

 

[eyer]

There's wannabes...

...and then there's wanker queen wannabes.

And then there's lanciepoo.

 

[Lancecastor]

There's wannabes...

...and then there's wanker queen wannabes.

And then there's lanciepoo.

You are right, eeyore.

( might want to frame that)

I can't do the personal drama " baby went doody in pants" the way she can.

 

[yossi]

Can't say i liked him much.

His assistant had nice tits though...

She did that thing where she pressed her tits against my upper arm while talking to me when he was out if the room.

The guys will know what I'm talking about... The unecessary tit press is more often used by hairdressers looking for a good tip.

My dentist left the area so I saw the guy with whom he shared his practice, but he was incapable of getting through an exam without his stomach rubbing/brushing against my head. It was really fucking weird - it's not like he was a huge guy. I found a new dentist.

 

[dolf]

i'm forever accidentally smooshing my tits on clients. I shift position as soon as I realise, but it's damn awkward for it never to happen if your jugs are a certain size. men don't need to worry about shit like this.

 

[Lancecastor]

She wasn't performing a task... She was talking to me.

 

[dolf]

seriously, she might not even have realised. especially if she's wearing a moulded foam cup bra, as most of us do these days. you can't feel much through those at all.

*rubs* nothing!

 

[lovecraft68]

Is it just me, or is it fucked up for a 50 year old to be singing " pull your tooth" to Loverboy's "turn me loose" while yanking your molar?

Oh hey...ask them for those Francis Dolarhyde teeth!

That would rock!

 

[Lancecastor]

seriously, she might not even have realised. especially if she's wearing a moulded foam cup bra, as most of us do these days. you can't feel much through those at all.

*rubs* nothing!

That's bad technology.

Tits should know when they are meeting new friends.

 

[dolf]

That's bad technology.

Tits should know when they are meeting new friends.

the also stop bullet points on cold days.

 

[Lancecastor]

Okay, your tits, your tits.

Now...Back to warrior queen mode.

I have to wait several months before they implant a tooth in its place.

Will i be able to withstand the psychological trauma?

 

[Pookie]

Okay, your tits, your tits.

Now...Back to warrior queen mode.

I have to wait several months before they implant a tooth in its place.

Will i be able to withstand the psychological trauma?

Eyer knows your pain ...

http://www.heapsoffun.com/pictures/2012/03/15/ugly_teeth_m1006.jpg